<p>Brown is the worst because its named after the color of poop...just kidding i love brown.</p>
<p>Penn is the worst because its something you put pigs in?</p>
<p>Columbia is the worst because its named after a drug trafficking nation</p>
<p>Dartmouth is the worst because it has a body part in its name</p>
<p>i'm too lazy to do the rest</p>
<p>theres not a worst ivy either, the same rules for no best ivy apply just as much</p>
<p>How original a topic.</p>
<p>I believe that Arizona State is the worst ivy and university of arizona is the best .</p>
<p>This is only for ivies in arizona right? I believe they are some in every state?</p>
<p>llamapyjamas from the yale board says: </p>
<p>"I don't really know much about the other Ivys besides HYP, but Cornell is the easiest to get into. Then again, it's also the biggest."</p>
<p>Guilty as charged on both counts.</p>
<p>Hahahahaha...you're FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY</p>
<p>just ignore monkeyman, he's started 8 duplicate threads on this exact topic. Plus, he's deliberately quoting sparticus800's jokes out of context and using them as bait to get people riled. W0W How Impressive MOnkeyMan...</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>wow, thats such a good idea....haha...thats kind of funny lol</p>
<p>haha sorry sparticus, I just had to man. With those hilariously brilliant statements you made, the opportunity was golden. I'm glad someone saw the joke. Ok I'm done miffing all you Cornellians. Good luck with decision day (3/31 or something like that?). Stanford rules!</p>
<p>ya'll are nothing special...just an inferior western version of us :P</p>
<p>Oh no he didnt. He did NOT.</p>
<p>Hahaha</p>
<p>oh yess aah diiiiiiiiidddd....</p>
<p>bsbllallstr8 says : "BROWN IS OVERRATED, besides, brown is the color of poop, its the trash of the ivies anyway..." </p>
<p>Guess someone agrees with you too sparticus.</p>
<p>haha...wow you two are just TOO FUNNY!!</p>
<p>I know, right?</p>
<p>I hope monkeyman5 realizes that Stanford indeed was modeled after Cornell...</p>
<p><a href="http://www.snopes.com/glurge/stanford.htm%5B/url%5D">http://www.snopes.com/glurge/stanford.htm</a></p>
<p>modelled after, but totally surpassed.</p>
<p>The student has surpassed the Master. I'd go to Stanford over Cornell. THen again, I'm not at either. don't mind me.</p>
<p>hypothetical situations rock</p>
<p>This is no place for starwars quotations... johnny</p>
<p>cornell has 98 majors. stanford has 68 undergraduate major. has the student really surpassed the master i wonder?</p>