Ok... So, seriously... How are the girls?

<p>i think it probably depends COMPLETELY on what classes you're taking.</p>

<p>okay, so im a girl and i applied for engineering and even though there will probably be tons of guys there lets be honest the hots ones are gonna be in the english classes f my life</p>

<p>it's okay, you won't have enough time to socialize anyway.</p>

<p>According to Dear Uncle Ezra, that girl from America's top model was a CALS grad. Dear</a> Uncle Ezra - Questions for Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - Cornell University question 14 at the bottom.</p>

<p>ok sorry, I guess she's a hot CALS grad. </p>

<p>haha some of the stuff on that site is really funny...
Dear uncle Ezra, I drink soda for breakfast lunch dinner and midnight snacks...is that bad? lmao</p>

<p>Not a big deal, I just found myself having to look her up when you mentioned her, and came across that..lol</p>

<p>Yeah, I enjoy reading dear uncle ezra from time to time, people ask from funny/stupid questions.</p>

<p>once on DUE, there was a question where a kid literally went, "i'm a pedophiliac, is that a problem?" or something along those lines. can't find it now, but it was definitely recent and one of the funniest DUEs.</p>

<p>I thought the girls in the hotel school on average are supposedly the hottest in Cornell?</p>

<p>and the smartest</p>

<p>hey OP, if hooking up with/dating (w/e your cup of tea is) girls comes easily to you because of your stunning looks or your infinite charm, you'll more than likely find attractive girl(s) to 'get with.' i've seen plenty of very attractive girls here- there are soo many, it's inevitable.. maybe not like at U of Fla or U of Texas or USC or UCLA... but if you are a good catch yourself then this is the place for you: the distribution of attractiveness is similar for guys and girls, i'd say; thus, the cute girls here have the same type of selection sample in guys (or other girls) and will be looking for you just like you are looking for them.</p>

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<p>Most ivy girls are ugly/moderate but they are utter sluts because they know it'll be the last time they will be able to hook up with the clever, athletic, and wealthy alpha males that are ivy men with such ease. </p>

<p>it refreshing to meet girls like spanks know and acknowledge this fact</p>

<p>I'm just amazed by the number of stuck up ugly girls I've encountered at Cornell. Here, in reality/Long Island, where I am on Winter Break, this would never happen. Not that being good looking warrants stuck upness, but I'd expect extremely ugly girls to be a little nicer, because when they're rude I just immediately am like, "Wow, what an ugly *****." I've also seen these girls taking advantage of unsuspecting drunk guys in poorly lit bars. </p>

<p>Colt45, the desperate sluttiness is definitely something I've seen a lot of. During orientation I had the pleasure of hanging out with a bunch of girls who supplied me with free alcohol for 9 days, and also supplied me with an idea of what goes on at ugly slut meetings. Two of these girls were quite eager to lose what they referred to as their "v-cards." Another one of of them attempted to bang the entire hockey house. Pretty classy.</p>

<p>so... ugly girls = sluts? what?</p>

<p>no, no. just corroborating this: </p>

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<p>I made a sweeping generalization, but I figured this thread is probably a fine place to do that.</p>

<p>hahhaha thats so sad :( is this how ugly girls really are at ivies? like theres a significant difference in attitudes b/w ugly girls and pretty girls?</p>

<p>It's more a certain type of girl. One who sets out to start anew after a rough time in high school, usually.</p>

<p>i'd say if you're slutty, you're going to act slutty, regardless of your attractiveness level. there are just different versions of slutty. trust me, you'll be able to tell which ones are the ones that are only slutty because they've been sexually repressed throughout HS and which ones are the ones that have been throughout HS.</p>

<p>well, at least Cornell girls can't be too fat, walkin around that big campus all day...then again, the food is supposed to be amazing, but also greasy, so maybe that evens it out lol</p>

<p>I think northeasterners tend to be more fit and active than other Americans...hahah can you believe in some places the obesity rate is like 40%? and most cornell students are northeasterners, there's a huge NY population.</p>

<p>walking on campus may help someone maintain a moderately healthy heart and prevent muscle atrophy, but it does not balance all the buffet style meals as well as massive intake of beer many students supplement it with ;-).</p>

<p>in all seriousness though, here's an insiders tip that may seem too obvious but may also be easily overlooked: the girls at the salad bars and at the fitness centers tend to be a lot hotter than the average cornell girl.</p>

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Ya? Do you actively hit on girls and serve them drinks in dining halls and at the gym too?</p>