<p>One of my favorites, too! Maine Longhorn, how about this one: Why doesn’t Texas fall into the ocean?<br>
Because Oklahoma sucks!
As to the earlier posters, I agree, either ban all sports team t-shirts or none, no in-state favoritism. My California recently graduated high school S was born in Texas and UT shirts were the majority of his wardrobe until he started college. In fact, he still wears them a lot even though he has started at a UC.</p>