<p>Person 1: What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?
Person 2: A log cabin.
Person 1: No, a houseboat you forgot to add the c!</p>
<p>r dr r</p>
<p>10 char</p>
<p>^i dont get it…</p>
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<p>What is the Jacobian of the transformation to polar coordinates?</p>
<p>Can I get your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves?</p>
<p>sexy</p>
<p>Also, on the back of our calc shirts was the little curved i symbol for an imaginary number. Except it’s crossed out and under it says “Keeping it real at ____ HS”. Oh yeah, we’re gangstah nerds (seriously, the guy who designed it is all gangster but also in AP Calc).</p>
<p>your log has no range</p>
<p>you mother-function sine of a base!</p>
<p>shift!</p>
<p>e^x is walking with constant function 2. They see a differential operator.</p>
<p>2: “AAAAAAAHHHH! It’s a differential operator! I’ll be erased!!!”
e^x: Don’t worry, I’ll protect you." To the operator: “Hi, I’m e^x.”
Differential Operator: “Hi, I’m dy/dz”</p>
<p>^I can’t believe I laughed at that. ■■■</p>
<p>i know right?</p>
<p>I have a few…</p>
<ol>
<li>The integral of e^x times y (what does that look like when written out?)</li>
<li>Calculus students don’t drive and derive; they know their limits. </li>
<li>Just du it (with Nike symbol)</li>
<li>It’s sad when Calculus starts to make more sense than Politics.</li>
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<p>One morning while eating my Wheaties,
I felt the earth move 'neath my feeties.
The cause for alarm
Was a long lever-arm,
At the end of which grinned Archimedes.</p>