old dutch man wants shot at general studies.

Colleges & Universities A-Z Columbia University
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<p>Hey! Long time lurker, first time poster. I've been away from school for a long time and am ready to return! I am an old dutch man that enjoys long walks on the beach and professional sports. I hope to play football for the Columbia Lions. (Roar!)</p>

<p>Stats:
38 Credits from The Ohio State University at 3.4 (Go Buckeyes!)
1120 SAT on 1600 point scale
Excellent recommendations and references
The best essay ever!
Mayor of popular message board</p>

<p>I called the undergraduate office of admissions, but they referred me to the this school called general studies. I wonder why they won't work out of the undergraduate office of admissions. Weird! I think I am a good match for your school. I am motivated and kind and will not let you down.</p>

<p>Let me know if you need more information!</p>

<p>H&H,
Skrub</p>

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<p>Just so you know, people from Columbia aren’t actually in this forum, just people applying and from what I can tell, it’s mostly undergrads around here. The General Studies school is for nontraditional students from what I gather.</p>

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<p>Is this whole thread/post for fun?
Because if it was, I hope you had fun writing it–I didn’t have much fun reading it.</p>

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<p>if the post was a joke, I think he would’ve had a 1600/1600.</p>

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<p>Why don’t you go play for the Sweatervest?</p>

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<p>Skrub, i’m going to kick your samoan ass halfway to Maine.</p>

<p>guys, i’d explain, but let’s leave it as… a practical joke on me and WindowShopping.</p>

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<p>Yes, I’m right, it is a joke. =D</p>