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<p>On a scale of Doris Day to Lady Gaga, how bold are you?</p>

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<p>On a scale of pacifist to silverturtle, how much do you like getting into petty arguments?</p>

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<p>On a scale of 1 to Justin Bieber, how much of a ******bag are you?</p>

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<p>On a scale of Denzel Washington to Edward Cullen, how pale or you?</p>

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<p>On a scale of 1 to Cubs fan, how little do you have to be happy about in life?</p>

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<p>on a scale of 1 to yo mamma, how long did it take for that christmas picture of her to print out (it’s probably still printing…?).</p>

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<p>This is a tough one.</p>

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<p>On a scale of the Chicago White Sox to the Minnesota Twins, how much of a chance do you have at winning the AL Central?</p>

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<p>On a scale of brushing your teeth to dropping the soap in jail, how dangerous is it?</p>

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<p>Variant I’ve heard on the Osama joke:
On a scale of Anne Frank to Osama bin Laden, how good was my hiding place?</p>

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<p>^ i already said that one…</p>

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<p>^ It’s ok. Christians are generally pretty ignorant you shouldn’t feel bad.</p>

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<p>excuse me, wt.f???</p>

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<p>Good one. People named Christian are generally highly ignorant. For example, King Christian IV led Denmark into a disastrous war against Sweden in the Thirty Years War. And King Christian VII tangled with Nelson, who destroyed the Danish fleet at Copenhagen. I really wish my parents had named me after a more successful line of monarchs. Like Frederick, or maybe Wilhelm.</p>

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<p>Guys, let’s stay on topic, mkay?</p>

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<p>on a scale of MIThopeful to eminem, how black are you?</p>

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<p>on a scale of amy winehouse to Rasputia (from Norbit), how much do you weigh?</p>

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<p>on a scale of Lupe Fiasco to Lil Wayne, how well can you rap?</p>

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On a scale of one to Hitler, how religiously bigoted are you?</p>

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<p>Phew, that took a while ;)</p>