<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted like pastrami. Meanwhile, Mr. Clown juggled the girl lasciviously in the middle of his bedroom, beginning with manly intentions. She soon ate whipped potatoes, sucking pink popsicles while licking chia-pets with.............. spikes! Yellow emus juggled jugs, while the goats frantically licked crusty crustaceans who furiously tried to stick tasty idiots into rambunctious jackalopes.</p>
<p>I turned to my favorite book, which was in the flaring jaws of a mailbox. Later, Fluffy Bunny remarked that he had wished twice to hoodwink Fluffy Kitty with undying love, but she desired more. What is it that enthralled her? Anyway, kitty only wore a miniskirt without underwear or any frills. Bunny closed the lawsuit. Meanwhile, I decided to take money in my lavish Bugatti Veyron/Koenigsegg CCR hybrid and cruise the perilous Antarctic rainforest, as crazily malaria-infested stinging chipmunks chased Mr. Clown. Despite a lewd act committed by the communists, "Bunny" hunters prosecuted every Bunny lover for political hoedowns.</p>
<p>In needy Greek resturants, people contemplate which type of gyro they fastidiously wanted to eat or throw up. I pondered quantum mechanics,
meanwhile a crazy fart exploded. "Butt!" yelled Mr. Clown as gas exploded, killing fungus and purple sea cucumbers.</p>
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<p>And filthy fruits soon invaded a hoodrat's restaurant with laptops eating instant noodles. Unbelievably, they skulked beneath a Fascist Hitler statue, hiding M1903 rifles inside their hair. Instantly, rabbits revolted, wielding pierogies that could levitate towards the ever-morphing Easter snot-rocket pigs while "Bejeezus!" Although the smelly rabbits soon slept quickly, some fought nothing smaller before they dined on Furkle. Well, that equated to instant loss of infinite energy. Chemistry intervened the death of the snake which consumed chunks of pineapples. Without rattles, Salazar took Harry Potter by his cloak. "WHAT!?" screamed Simba, clawing Peter, ripping his flesh to confetti. Kumar chomped viciously. Biting relentlessly Simba scurried home. Mofasa queerily farted, belched, sneezed...to death. However, I soon learned that chose was becoming increasingly interested in drugs, while Simba and Mr. Clown themselves pondered</p>