One Word Story!!!!!!!!!!!

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, screaming</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello.</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted like</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted like pastrami</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted like pastrami. Meanwhile,</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted like pastrami. Meanwhile, Mr. Clown</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted like pastrami. Meanwhile, Mr. Clown juggled</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted like pastrami. Meanwhile, Mr. Clown, too</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted like pastrami. Meanwhile, Mr. Clown juggled the girl</p>

<p>(we can add articles without counting them as words, right?)</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted like pastrami. Meanwhile, Mr. Clown juggled the girl lasciviously</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted like pastrami. Meanwhile, Mr. Clown juggled the girl lasciviously in</p>

<p>Well, what I had done last Tuesday was peculiar, and quaint, but heaven forbid something didn't go, "BAZOOKA!!!!!!!" It chilled my hair! Then, a morbidly eyed spider with long claws scratched out my injured eye. "AHHHHHH!" Sadly, that lu*tful girl was fat! Yet she jumped off the tall clown, diving straight into a pool of jello. It tasted like pastrami. Meanwhile, Mr. Clown juggled the girl lasciviously in the</p>