<p>Well, it's mognoose. Yes, I know, it's spelled wrong, but it's for a reason. In one game I used to enjoy playing online, the default name for a character was "mongoose" and many servers just auto booted anyone with that name because they knew the person was new and hadn't bothered to change their name.</p>
<p>And then, well, I just changed one letter, and voila, a new online moniker. I kinda like the name too. Mognoose... mognoose...</p>