<p>Your chances are less than zero because if your honesty in this thread, starting with the misleading title, is any indication of how you conduct yourself in real life and/or your college applications, Yale/JHU will spot you in 10 seconds. If by chance, you make it to medical school, they’ll likely spot your capacity for shading the truth and excuse making and you’ll be kicked out for unethical behavior, or for behavior that endangers the lives of patients.</p>
<p>You might think you’re cute with such behavior, but the adult world will quickly tire of it.</p>