<p>No yubi, you don't sound like a guy. You read like one! :)</p>
<p>Sorry, couldn't resist. Actually, you don't even read like a guy most of the time. I sort of kicked myself when I read that you were female, I guess I just assumed you were male since I haven't met many girls who brag about their relationships, nor would consider using it as a college essay topic. I know, I know, what a male chauvinist pig I am.</p>