<p>I think I'm just going to give up on life, I'm such a failure!
But thanks for chancing me at:</p>
<p>-Harvard
-Princeton
-Yale
-Stanford
-UPenn
-Columbia
-Dartmouth
-Brown
-MIT</p>
<p>100% Native American from Pennsylvania</p>
<p>2400 SAT
36 ACT </p>
<p>800 Math II
800 Chemistry
800 Spanish w/ Listening
800 Literature
800 US History</p>
<p>Took every AP and got 5's.
(Except Physics C, I got a 4, because it’s impossible.)</p>
<p>5.0 Weighted GPA (Every class since 9th grade was AP, got a 100% in each)
Rank = 1/5000 (Extremely Competitive Prep School)</p>
<p>EC’s:
Community Outreach Club President – Raised $2M for homeless children (4 Years)
FBLA Leader (4 Years)
1st Place in the State for FBLA 4 Years in a Row
1st Place in Nation in Speech and Debate 4 Years in a Row
1st Place in Nation in Swimming 4 Years in a Row
Captain of National Champion Varsity Basketball Team all 4 Years
Captain of National Champion Varsity Football Team all 4 Years
Worked as an Intern/Interpreter for Obama since Junior Year</p>
<p>REC’s:
Barack Obama’s “extremely strong” recommendation
Bill Gates’s “amazingly talented” recommendation</p>
<p>INTERVIEW:
The interviewer started getting all nervous around me and then at the end he was crying tears of joy when I told my life story.</p>
<p>ESSAY:
I just talked about how I born with the ability to fly.</p>
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<p>Anyone think I have a shot anywhere, I'M FREAKING OUT!!!</p>