Penn's new proposed alcohol policy

<p><a href=“http://www.upenn.edu/almanac/volumes/v51/n16/fc-adp.html[/url]”>http://www.upenn.edu/almanac/volumes/v51/n16/fc-adp.html</a></p>

<p>mm so i came across this today and thought it was sort of funny because noone really goes to registered parties on campus…for obvious reasons… and registered parties will prolly suck even more next year, but like how would they EVER enforce these…
i quote… “For the duration of registered events, individual members of host organizations may not entertain guests in private areas, including private bedrooms. Party attendance is restricted to the public area designated for the party. This prohibition applies to alcohol purchased and served by individual members of a host organization even if the alcohol is served in private bedrooms to of-age guests.”
ahh that is precious. “no more gettin drunk and frisky at parties, kids, the bedrooms are OFF LIMITS”</p>

<p>what happens if you go to a party that isn't registered?</p>

<p>you have fun?
haha
but seriously, ive never been to a registered party, and im not planning on it, unless its like a formal panhellenic event or something. you just have to know people that know the people hosting the partiesss (the real kind) cause theyre usually offcampus
(((Oooh like me!!)))</p>

<p>ill tell u about my weekend later, as i dont want everyone on these boards to get the tOTALLy wrong impression of my craziness... that is for next year when they can see for themselves</p>