people that should not be on this board

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>people that should not be on this board are the following:</p>

<p>-ppl that have list their same stats more than two times, hoping to get a the same/better comments
-anyone who has an SAT score over 2350 that ask if they can get into HYPSM
-people that lie about their stats to a point where it's painfully obvious (cough cough iwannagoivy)
-people that ask questions even THEY know the answer to, like "can I lie about leadership positions?" or "is this a hook?"
-people that are unrealistically critical about others' stats
-people that pretend they know everything about getting admitted into ivies when they have not even applied or been admitted into a college </p>

<p>and the list goes on...</p>

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<p>-you!!!!!!!!!</p>

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<p>i agree, ppl have no clue wat they are talking about. I actually have been through the admission process and have somewhat of an idea of what goes on...</p>

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<p>people who claim to have built a machine that outputs more energy than is inputted.</p>

<p>Ya, you may laugh, but this was actually posted just today/yesterday by some idiot whose name is Zynk or something. Look at up at the "Chances " area under the thread : "Chances at MIT/Harvard".</p>

<p>It'll make your day (-:</p>

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<p>25.0/10.0 GPA
5000/2400 SAT
All AP Courses. 5 on all tests
All SAT II's.
President of NHS, NHJS, FBLA, HOSA, 4-H, Art Club, Music Club, Latin Club, Spanish Club, French Club, Japanese Club, Chinese Club, German Club.
President of SGA kindergarten through 12th grade.
President of Student Council 1st through 12th grade.
Over 1,000 Academic Awards, Certificates, etc.
Volleyball Captain, Soccer Captain, Tennis Captain Pre-K through 12th grade
Owns 5 businesses
Started 28 volunteer clubs. President of all.
Hobbies: Looking at black ants, reading, collecting rocks.</p>

<p>Hooks: I can hug my feet close to my face.
Working on the cure for analitis.</p>

<p>OMG!!! Do I have a chance??????????
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<p>alien theres no way</p>

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<p>Bluealien, although your stats and EC's are competitive, HYP are reaches for anyone. I think you should try to gain more leadership positions.</p>

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<p>Actaully, unless this fictional person were to have shown accomplishment in their EC's, they might be rejected. Go figure. :(</p>

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<p>"-anyone who has an SAT score over 2350 that ask if they can get into HYPSM"</p>

<p>A 2400 has a roughly 50% chance of getting into Harvard. It's hardly certain.</p>

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<p>Is havin six pack abs considered a hook???
I need to know?</p>

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<p>ONly if you shown an upward trend in the degree of abdominal firmness. :)</p>

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<p>ya know, I was wondering, can I talk about crimes that I have gotten away with to prove to the admissions officers that I can think on my toes?</p>

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<p>not a good idea....</p>

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<p>haha...this thread made me laugh. I was really starting to freak out about college stuff...thanks, park5378.</p>

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<p>lol...Glad somebody posted this thread because it gave me a good laugh.</p>

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<p>funny replies</p>

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<p>
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anyone who has an SAT score over 2350 that ask if they can get into HYPSM

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SAT alone means just about nothing.</p>

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people that pretend they know everything about getting admitted into ivies when they have not even applied or been admitted into a college

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well, that eliminates about 95% of the people on here.</p>

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<p>wow I wish I was as witty as half the people here! The parents are really reliable, and some of them can really bring you back down to Earth :D</p>