<p>Long live The Queen!</p>
<p>In my past lives the highest rank I’ve ever attained was a Colonel in the Zaporozhian Cossacks. For years, I did have my daughter convinced that I was a Vulcan, as I could do the Vulcan greeting with either hand; son was an unbeliever, as I could not perform the debilatating nerve pinch.</p>
<p>I’ve also been mistaken for Mel Gibson, which usually results in an upgrade to a first class seat.</p>