Perhaps the weirdest intro you've ever seen...

<p>I don't know if I was supposed to, and I'm sorry if I offend, but the first image that popped into my head was a dog named Linda in a puppy pageant.</p>

<p>Same, actually... :)</p>

<p>pm it to me please!</p>

<p>Haha. My goal with that first paragraph was actually to create the image of a human supermodel. But I guess a dog in a pageant works.</p>

<p>Although I don't know that I'd describe a dog as "inefficient". :)</p>

<p>i will read :)</p>

<p>I'll read.</p>

<p>dude--- i'll look at it: from what i've read - it looks interesting</p>

<p>pm it to me, please</p>

<p>vaguely intrigued now.
i'll read them, and the short answers too.</p>

<p>pm it to me</p>

<p>My second request :)</p>

<p>PM me</p>

<p>Sorry, I was in a little bit of a rush this morning, I'll send out a few more PMs in a few minutes</p>

<p>Thanks for volunteering to read this, everyone</p>

<p>It isn't weird at all, but very positive-sounding. Makes me want to read more. Calling someone "inefficient," unless you mention a specific task, is kind of weird though. And instead of "jerky" use "awkward." And you use "perfect" twice. It's good, though.</p>

<p>interesting, Id love to read this "weird" essay</p>

<p>hook me a line</p>

<p>ill read it</p>

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To any outside observer, she was far from perfect. Linda was bulky, inefficient, and jerky, nothing like the other slim, perfect models. But we could not have been more proud of her.

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It isn't weird at all, but very positive-sounding. Makes me want to read more. Calling someone "inefficient," unless you mention a specific task, is kind of weird though. And instead of "jerky" use "awkward." And you use "perfect" twice. It's good, though.

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Haha, those fixes might be more relevant if Linda was a human. </p>

<p>o_O</p>

<p>I know I'm being kind of lame; please forgive.</p>

<p>Well my first impression was actually that Linda was a robot or something... am I right? =)</p>

<p>Personally I thought you had a kid named Linda. I was thinking, "What a strange time to be applying EA to Stanford."</p>

<p>haha, if you wanna send the essay then I'll look at it.</p>

<p>but mainly I just love jimmy eat world. <333</p>

<p>^ Jimmy Eat World rocks. hey jimmyeatworld711 i'd be willing to read your essay as well.</p>