Personality Defect Test

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<p>Your Score: Spiteful Loner
You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.</p>

<p>You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak! </p>

<p>To put it less negatively: </p>

<ol>
<li><p>You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more BRUTAL than gentle. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.</p></li>
</ol>

<p>This is almost an exact description of my personality.</p>

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<p>sociopath</p>

<p>10chars.</p>

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<p>what are u talking about chaos theory? you changed yours.. you had something else i remember</p>

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<p>everyone got rational > intuitive</p>

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what are u talking about chaos theory? you changed yours.. you had something else i remember

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<p>I didn't change anything; I only added the "exact opposite" thing.</p>

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<p>haha, Chaos, not only was I also a Robot, but I had the exact same percentages as you!</p>

<p>What has the world come to?</p>

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<p>The Personality Defect Test
Your Score: Hippie</p>

<p>You are 42% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.</p>

<p>You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of "fascism" is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.</p>

<p>To put it less negatively:</p>

<ol>
<li><p>You are more INTUITIVE than rational.</p></li>
<li><p>You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.</p></li>
<li><p>You are more GENTLE than brutal.</p></li>
<li><p>You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.</p></li>
</ol>

<p>Compatibility:</p>

<p>Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.</p>

<p>Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.</p>

<p>*</p>

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<p>I am the cold, cunning, calculating sociopath, but my percentages indicated i could go either way on a couple of those. </p>

<p>I take pride in being 85% arrogant</p>

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<p>Hah! Very true.</p>

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Your Score: Hand-Raiser</p>

<p>You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.</p>

<p>You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY ****ing kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so.</p>

<p>To put it less negatively:</p>

<ol>
<li><p>You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.</p></li>
<li><p>You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.</p></li>
<li><p>You are more GENTLE than brutal.</p></li>
<li><p>You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.</p></li>
</ol>

<p>Compatibility:</p>

<p>Your exact opposite is the Brute.</p>

<p>Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

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<p>You are 28% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.</p>

<p>You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of "fascism" is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.</p>

<p>To put it less negatively:</p>

<ol>
<li><p>You are more INTUITIVE than rational.</p></li>
<li><p>You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.</p></li>
<li><p>You are more GENTLE than brutal.</p></li>
<li><p>You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.</p></li>
</ol>

<p>Compatibility:</p>

<p>Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.</p>

<p>Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.</p>