<p>Uhm.</p>
<p>You act like this is some brilliant bit of knowledge. Of course an MBA is going to get you more money. But then you have to work jobs that an MBA gets you.</p>
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However, the truth is:
-Academia is a business. You are an employee of your advisor for research. You get paid for doing research, and are expected to do the "standard work week". Sure, there is more flexibility, but you <em>are</em> an employee and are expected to get the work done. If you are lazy you are just delaying the inevitable...IE you will be in there for 8 years
-You could also be a TA , and thus an employee of your students and the university.
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<p>Uhh, yeah. It's a job. That's why they pay you. This is an epiphany?</p>
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-You will be shoved off into the worst offices on campus; out of sight, out of mind.
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<p>The horror.</p>
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-Your classmates/cohorts will be mostly foreign. This means your social opportunities may be quite limited, as it may be hard to find common ground.
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<p>OMG! ASIANS! INDIANS! THE HORROR!! </p>
<p>Maybe if you have trouble finding common ground .. it's not the foreigners fault. And if you really, truly need your precious, precious white people, I'm sure you can find some to hang out with.</p>
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-You will be "hazed" with fun things like oral exams w/ 3 professors for hours
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<p>I'd rather be intellectually challenged than sit through stupid office meetings every week</p>
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-The luck factor. Your professor might change schools or get rejected for tenure (screwed). Your research area could go from hot to cold (screwed after PhD). Your results won't come out as expected (screwed). Your equipment could get screwed up (screwed).
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<p>And none of these mean you can't get a PhD, just that life crapped on you and you need to readjust.</p>
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-You are going to spend a significant amount of your life on one project that in the end, will probably not mean much to other people. Oh and you will get paid hardly anything for it.
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<p>(I fixed your quote)</p>
<p>With an MBA, you are going to spend a significant amount of your life on one project that in the end, will probably not mean much. But you will get paid a lot for it, because all that matters is that sweet cash money. How else can you get that sports car and trophy wife? </p>
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-The outline and goals of your PhD aren't concrete. Your advisor's economic incentive is to keep you there as long as possible (heh, can't beat smart, ambitious people working for 18k/year). Those 4-8 years of your life (yes its that variable), and then your life after that, are ultimately determined by several faculty who are always pushing for "just another paper" or "just one more semester".
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<p>Believe me, corporate America has your best interest at heart.</p>
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Meanwhile, your friends from u-grad got nice jobs in the city, are partying it up every weekend, have nice apartments...and then go for an MBA which is surely a more "fun" degree. I am not knocking the academic rigor of an MBA, but for someone that likes business they will have a great time in that program.
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<p>And in 10 years, who cares?</p>
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Also, MBA is filled with other ambitious and successful Americans, so you have alot in common, etc.
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<p>Yeah, those PhD students are straight up slackers man. Have you seen those beards? They have to be slackers.</p>
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And finally, MBA is concrete. You see what you are doing and where you are going.
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<p>Is the concrete the reason I get a horrible sinking feeling if I think about being a money-grubbing victim of blind ambition?</p>
<p>P.S. Feel free to completely miss every point I've made, poke fun at me for having ambitions other than money, try to convince me that I'm lying to myself, feel superior and tell me how awesome you're going to be compared to me.</p>