<p>Okay, I'm trying to remember another math one. I think it goes along the lines of:</p>
<p>You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply.</p>
<p>It's rather gross, but the first time I heard it, I was laughing nonstop.</p>
<p>^ My math teacher told us that one. Haha.</p>
<p>Good stuff.</p>
<p>I heard that line in another version. Here it goes...</p>
<p>Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply...</p>
<p>HAHA.
"I forgot my number, can I have yours instead?"</p>
<p>and this one for all the indian kids out there...</p>
<p>"You're hotter than garam garam chai."
or
"Girl, I wanna squeeze your gulab jamuns"</p>
<p>Ewww Indians truly know how to ruin humor.;)</p>
<p>I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?;)</p>
<p>haha that one's actually kind of cute...I might have gone for that :D</p>
<p>About time someone did. Too bad you live in Indiana:(</p>
<p>j/k...I don't use pickup lines. Do people actually use them?</p>
<p>haha here's one that some kid from my school used (as a joke, of course)
guy: "hey, do you have any canadian (any nationality works) in you?"
girl: "no..."
guy: "well, do you want some?"</p>
<p>the only time I hear pick-up lines mentioned is when people are joking around and listing off the ones they know...</p>
<p>If you really want a girl's attention, just complement her, but don't ever start a relationship wi/ out-and-out flattery...it all leads to naught and ruins what could have and should have started as a friendship</p>
<p>Hmmm...good advice there. But anyway, pirate pickup lines:</p>
<p>10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?</p></li>
<li><p>Come on up and see me urchins.</p></li>
<li><p>Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.</p></li>
<li><p>I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.</p></li>
<li><p>Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?</p></li>
<li><p>How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?</p></li>
<li><p>Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.</p></li>
<li><p>Well blow me down?</p></li>
<li><p>Prepare to be boarded.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>Wanna tangent? I'll be sine and you can be cosine.</p>
<p>if u and the girl both know u like her there isnt anything embarrassing or wrong about pickup lines</p>
<p>but originality and humor counts the most</p>
<p>A few that have been used on me lmao:
-do your feet hurt? b/c you've been running through my mind all day
-i wish you were a door so i could bang you whenever i wanted
-is your name wilma? cause you make my bedrock</p>
<p>ahhh one of my best guy friends uses them all the time to be funny...its terrible lol PLEASE dont ever use these on a random girl unless you want to get kicked in the shins</p>
<p>Ha ha ha more like a punch in the face. x]</p>
<p>omg, last year, this guy hit on me with a calc pick up line. i thought it was the funniest thing ever. (i would have gone on a date with him if i didn't have a bf). But here it is:</p>
<p>"i wish i was an integral, b/c i want to find the area under your curves."</p>
<p>omg these aare sick...but here goes</p>
<p>"If you were a triangle you would be acute traingle"</p>
<p>and </p>
<p>if you wanna show off to a nerdy girl you could always say</p>
<p>"I got more digits than a TI-83"</p>
<p>oh wow, i love math pickup lines.</p>
<p>"are your parents terrorists? cuz you're the bomb"</p>
<p>
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here's a gross nerdy one:</p>
<p>"hey baby, can you integrate my natural log?"
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</p>
<p>I feel like the biggest nerd on the face of this earth. I read that...and I actually sat down and integrated the natural log of x on paper.</p>