<p>"Lets F#@%"
Cant realy go wrong with that one can you?</p>
<p>I ordered a drink at Starbucks one day, and one of the cute baristas drew a flower next to my name on the cup and a smiley face on the bottom. I didn't notice till I was trying to get the last sips from the bottom of the clear cup. Too bad my date (who I wasn't particularly fond of as more than a friend) walked in just as I was about to ask for the barista's number.</p>
<p>I suppose it would have been a good pickup had he written his number somewhere on the cup, but it was cute nonetheless.</p>
<p>hey, i'm a girl..i wouldnt know about pick up lines, except that i don't want listen while a nice guy says some idiotic and/or rude pick up line. If you like someone, and you know them, you shouldn't need a pick up line, just ask... </p>
<p>idk, maybe its just me...btw, glassesarechic: that is actually really cute.</p>
<p>why don't u jus say "wanna go out"</p>
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<p>Right, 'cause girls love it when random guys walk up to them and ask them if they wanna go out...</p>
<p>"are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world"
or "did you just fart? Because you just blew me away" (don't try these)</p>
<p>If youll be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King and if you treat me right, I'll do it your way</p>
<p>I used this one in my AP Calculus class, because it pertained to the subject, and is appropriate for nerds. :D</p>
<p>"Hey Baby! Can I be your derivative? I want to lie tangent to your curves." </p>
<p>Or - "Can I be your integral? Cuz I want to be the area beneath your curves."</p>
<p>;)</p>
<p>A Biology one:
I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.</p>
<p>^^hahaha
but anyways,
you can't just walk up to a girl you don't know and ask her to go somewhere with you. it won't work. so my advice is get to know her first. </p>
<p>but i'm sure buffettime's will work too :)</p>
<p>baby, your daddy must be a terrorist, cuz you da bomb.</p>
<p>I don't use pick up lines. </p>
<p>It seems to work when you use the worst line but then tell the girl you're friend dared you. some girl thought i was cute and had "cool nerves" and gave me her number. it was dark at the time and i saw her the next day and man, i made a mistake.</p>
<p>* Baby, you got more curves than a triple integral! *</p>
<p>Disclaimer: Only effective in Calculus.</p>
<p>Okay, I must revive this thread. I was just sent this AMAZING list of pickup lines XD:</p>
<p>1.
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!</p>
<p>2.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves</p>
<p>3.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!</p>
<p>4.
If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes</p>
<ol>
<li><p>I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.</p></li>
<li><p>Baby, you overclock my processor.</p></li>
<li><p>Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>8.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive</p>
<p>9.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers</p>
<p>10.
You defragment my life</p>
<p>11.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?</p>
<ol>
<li>You must be auxin, cuz u r causing me to have rapid stem elongation.</li>
</ol>
<p>13.
Baby, let me find your nth term</p>
<p>14.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?</p>
<p>15.
Baby i’ll treat you like my hw- I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long</p>
<p>16.
Hey baby, can i see what’s under your radical?</p>
<ol>
<li>If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.</li>
</ol>
<p>18.
I’m a fermata… hold me</p>
<ol>
<li><p>I think my heart just lagged.</p></li>
<li><p>I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>21.
did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!</p>
<ol>
<li><p>By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.</p></li>
<li><p>It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>24.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!</p>
<p>25.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply</p>
<ol>
<li>Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.</li>
</ol>
<p>27.
Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up</p>
<ol>
<li>I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.</li>
</ol>
<p>29.
What’s your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you’re the one</p>
<p>30.
If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?</p>
<ol>
<li><p>You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.</p></li>
<li><p>Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
(Muscles that make you smile)</p></li>
<li><p>When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>34.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?</p>
<p>****35.
If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1</p>
<ol>
<li><p>You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force</p></li>
<li><p>If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>38.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!</p>
<p>39.
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?</p>
<ol>
<li>I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.</li>
</ol>
<p>41.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?</p>
<ol>
<li>Our love is like dividing by zero….
you cannot define it</li>
</ol>
<p>43.
Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod</p>
<p>44.
Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves</p>
<p>45.
Hey baby, what’s your tanx/cosx?</p>
<p>46.
Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress</p>
<p>47.
Let’s discover our coefficient of friction</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.</p></li>
<li><p>I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)</p></li>
</ol>
<p>50.
I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent</p>
<p>51.
You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron</p>
<p>52.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you</p>
<p>53.
Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded</p>
<ol>
<li><p>I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.</p></li>
<li><p>Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>56.
Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?</p>
<ol>
<li>I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.</li>
</ol>
<p>58.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!</p>
<p>59.
Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt</p>
<p>60.
i’ll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!</p>
<p>61.
Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…</p>
<ol>
<li><p>i’m relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.</p></li>
<li><p>That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.
8 m/s/s</p></li>
<li><p>I’m a star.
Wanna taste the Milky Way?</p></li>
<li><p>I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>66.
YouTube Myspace and I’ll Google your Yahoo</p>
<p>67.
I wanna stick to u like glue-cose</p>
<p>68.
Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…</p>
<p>69.
I’ll “eye” your pod! ;)</p>
<ol>
<li>B equals T x N.
I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth</li>
</ol>
<p>T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the ‘kissing’ plane.</p>
<ol>
<li>If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.</li>
</ol>
<p>(Uraniums symbol is U
and Iodines symbol is I)</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.</p></li>
<li><p>At absolute zero, you would still move me.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>74.
Hey baby, your Body and Love waves are rocking my bedding</p>
<p>75.
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?</p>
<p>76.
Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) –>9</p>
<ol>
<li>Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
(V=IR => (V/R)=I)</li>
</ol>
<p>78.
Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame</p>
<p>79.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?</p>
<ol>
<li>Baby, lim (u->me) ∫ e^x = f(u)^n.</li>
</ol>
<p>81.
On a scale of 1-10, you’re a solid e to the power of pi</p>
<ol>
<li>I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts..you look toned</li>
</ol>
<p>83.
I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!</p>
<p>84.
Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves…</p>
<p>85.
Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?</p>
<p>86.
If you were a graphics calculator, i’d look at your curves all day long!</p>
<p>87.
Question: Wanna integrate my natural log?
Answer: I’ll have to be one over first…</p>
<p>88.
hey girl, let’s get together and figure out our heat of fusion</p>
<p>89.
it’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause i’m gonna make you sweat</p>
<p>90.
hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod</p>
<p>91.
baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted</p>
<ol>
<li>The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.</li>
</ol>
<p>93.
in Old English:
Ich grethe </p>
<ol>
<li>I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.</li>
</ol>
<p>AHAHHAAH that made me giggle so much :)</p>
<p>I read some of them, then I decided that I should do my hw... I'll read the rest tomorrow. Some are sooo good.</p>
<p>If you're right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between holidays?</p>
<p>**** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?</p>
<p>Help the homeless. Take me home with you.</p>
<p>Bond. James Bond.</p>
<p>I have only three months to live...</p>
<p>Hi I’m Heaven, and so’s your face.</p>
<p>If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.</p>
<p>Would you give me a nickle to buy me a pickle, or would you just rather tickle mine?</p>