<p>giggity giggity goo</p>
<p>Wanna play tickle me elmo?</p>
<p>If a girls interested in you a pickup line or non-pickup line will work. If she’s not it won’t.</p>
<p>How does one date someone else without a car? (Like 9th 10th beginning of 11th)</p>
<p>Clark Kent need no car.</p>
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<p>If a statement is obvious and pointless, it has no point and is obvious.</p>
<p>^Were you referring to my statement or yours? jk, but then why is there a whole thread about pick-up lines. My point is that if a girl is interested in you then no matter what you say to her (non-offensive, of course) will “work,” whereas if she isn’t a line isn’t gonna change that. Which is why pick-up lines are pointless</p>
<p>If I looked the way you look when you walk, I’d walk everywhere I went.</p>
<p>Hey baby, you like Rubix cubes? Cause I’m just like one. The more you play with me, the harder I get. Wanna try?</p>
<p>You: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Girl: ???
You: Just enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m <em>insert name here</em>.</p>
<p>I put this one in every pick up line topic I see, but I’ve never actually used it.</p>
<p>“If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this one?”</p>
<p>Though you need to preface it with “I have a simple yes or no question for you:” or you leave yourself open to subversion (reply: “maybe” [still better than a flat out rejection, though, eh?])</p>
<p>Is your dad a baker? Cuz your a cutie pie!</p>
<p>(from google) only for guys lol not girls</p>
<p>hey baby
i wish i was your derivative so that i could lay tangent to your curves.</p>
<p>wow, two completely inappropriate jokes: (didn’t make them up)</p>
<ol>
<li><p>what’s the difference between jews and little kids? (random website)
a: little kids come back from camp.</p></li>
<li><p>why does beyonce always sing “to the left to the left”
a: because black people have no rights. (sparknotes forums)</p></li>
</ol>
<p>those are all horrible! only on collegeconfidential can you completely ruin funny pickup lines by incorporating math and science in them.</p>
<p>pickup lines are stupid and rather creepy. I mean if a nice guy came up to me and said, “hey, do you want to go to the movies sometime?” I might actually consider saying yes. actually, if it was a random guy, no. but someone I at least KIND of knew, yeah.</p>
<p>You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. </p>
<p>I witnessed this being used. Didn’t work.</p>
<p>^
Have you ever seen a pick up line that mentioned sex or attractiveness work?</p>
<p>Hmmm… No. </p>
<p>Unless you count when the guy already knows he has the girl no matter what. Then he can say whatever he wants</p>
<p>^
Even if he does get the girl the pick up line didn’t exactly help his cause!</p>