Pickup Lines

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>What are your favorite pickup lines? I like (but would never use lol):</p>

<p>-Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears
-I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you
-If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought
-Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see
-Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "fine" written all over you
-I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
-Want to get some air? You took my breath away</p>

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<p>My favorite is <em>holds hand out in fist looking to be holding something</em> Would you hold this for me while I go on a walk? (responds yes) <em>Holds their hand and starts walking</em></p>

<p>And then..."Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see me in your pants. </p>

<p>I would never use either, but they're hillarious.</p>

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<p>Is that a mirror in your pants because I could see myself in there. HUZZAH</p>

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<p>Are you tired? 'Cause you been runnin' through my mind ALL day.</p>

<p>Did it hurt? What? When you fell from heaven?</p>

<p>;)</p>

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<p>Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the BOMB!</p>

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<p>does your dad work for ups? cause you've got a nice package!</p>

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<p>Do I see an overdue library book? Because you have FINE written all over you.</p>

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<p>if i were an enzyme id be DNA helicase so i could unzip your jeans...LOL. if i guy used that on me, id just die. </p>

<p>i usually use something like, Hi! whats your name?</p>

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<p>Last dad joke. Is your dad a baker? 'Cause you've got some nice buns. hahaha i love these.</p>

<p>lmao spruce. if a guy used that on me, i'd def. go for it.</p>

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<p>Thanks Spruce. I am going to def use that one on Monday. LOL</p>

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<p>Me-Are you Jewish?<br>
Her-No
me-Cause you Israeli cute.</p>

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<p>if i were an enzyme id be DNA helicase so i could unzip your jeans...LOL. if i guy used that on me, id just die. </p>

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<p>My Bio teacher told us that one...yeah a 50 year old science teacher telling you this will creep you out a little bit.</p>

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<p>lol funny... but don't try these</p>

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<p>If a guy used the dna one on me I think that would win my heart. :)</p>

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<p>are you a shiite? cuz when i saw you i said "she aight"</p>

<p>let me be your derivative so i may lay tangent to your curves....lol</p>

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<p>^ I like the second one of those also. :D</p>

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<p>"If I were to ask you to have sex (substitute whatever you please here) with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this one?"</p>

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<p>I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?!</p>

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<p>You’re the accusative infinitive to my indirect statement.
Don't stop until I say 'when' and in Latin, 'when' means cum.
I’d like to drive my exercitus past the point of no return into your Rubicon.
Do you mind if I go “inter,” plus the accusative, your legs?
I’d like to use the ablative of separation on your legs.
You should know that I think the proper place for my gladius is a vagina.
I'd like to wrap my tongue around your diphthong.
How about I put my dactyl next to your spondee and we do some scansion?
Let's do it. After all, a good Latin student never declines sex. </p>

<p>Those are the ones I generally use. They work well.</p>

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<p>^ Wow. I'm going to have a hard time sitting through Latin on Monday without laughing.</p>