Pickup Lines

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>This is my favorite-</p>

<p>I wish I were a derivative so that I could be tangent to your curves.</p>

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<p>This is for all the 360 players reading this.</p>

<p>Is my auto-aim on cause I can't stop looking at you.</p>

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<p>lol at this entire thread</p>

<pre><code>Is your body named visa? cause its EVERYWHERE I want to be!
</code></pre>

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<p>lol, pickup lines. a girl will NOT go out with you just because you told her a joke. if i were a girl and a guy randomly told me a joke, i'd say, "do I know you?" and act creeped out.</p>

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<p>Did you rob McDonalds? Cause you have all of the buns.</p>

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<p>
[quote]
Did you rob McDonalds? Cause you have all of the buns.

[/quote]
</p>

<p>I'd smack a guy that said this, and I don't smack people.</p>

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<p>"If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, can I visit you between holidays?"</p>

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<p>
[quote]
"If I were to ask you to have sex (substitute whatever you please here) with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this one?"

[/quote]

Ingenious. ;) </p>

<p>A bit old though.</p>

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<p>
[quote]
"If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, can I visit you between holidays?"

[/quote]
</p>

<p>WOW. Funny, but WOW!
I'd be in awe if someone really used that.</p>

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<p>F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Sally?</p>

<p>Bond. James Bond.</p>

<p>Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her that I've just met the woman of my dreams.</p>

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<p>^ aww... the last took my heart away</p>

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<p>"If you were an SAT score you would be a 2400!"</p>

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<p>"Could you give me the integral of 2x from 13 to 10?"</p>

<p>For those of you who don't know, the integral of 2x from 13 to 10 is 69.</p>

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<p>^Actually, it's -69.</p>

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<p>r=1-sin(t)</p>

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<p>OOOOO I HAVE ONE :D</p>

<p>"I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock."</p>

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<p>^^ Haha nice</p>

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<ul>
<li>I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk</li>
<li>I wish you were my 2s orbital, because then you'd be more penetrating and more exposed</li>
</ul>

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<p>"I wish I were adenine so I would get paired with 'U.'" </p>

<p>Because RNA really turns a girl on.</p>

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<p>^ LOL....</p>

<p>Omg...I want to see someone use these. Then get smacked in the face LOL.</p>