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<p>Pierce and Pierce M&A division is now hiring. Please pm me all your resumes.</p>

<p>Sincerely,
Patrick Bateman
Vice President, Murder and Execution
Pierce & Pierce</p>

2

<p>I heard that you can’t even get a table at Dorsia working at Pierce & Pierce.</p>

3

<p>Weren’t you restructured after the Dewey, Chaetum & Howe debacle in 2007?</p>

4

<p>Paul, I think you got it wrong.</p>

<p>It’s actually Dewey Burnham and Howe</p>

5

<p>Why did you get so upset over a business card?</p>

<p>Why are you elitist?</p>

<p>Why do you pick on hobbos?</p>

6

<p>Thanks for the heads up.</p>

<p>However, I just accepted an offer at JT Marlin. Do you guys match offers?</p>

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<p>Has anyone heard the latest Huey Lewis and The News album? Hip to Be Square is just SO catchy.</p>

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<p>Swimming, IMO “Hyp to be a Square” is when they really came into their own.</p>

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<p>Who cares about Dorsia, I can eat at Mcdonalds.</p>

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<p>is that that new Scottish place that just opened on W. 16th street??? Zagat didn’t even give it a good rating…</p>

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<p>Sabrina don’t just stare at it, eat it.</p>

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<p>M&M Co. . . Milken and Madoff Company. We’re looking for a 3rd name partner for 3M.</p>