<p>I am averse to verse.</p>
<p>There are at least 6 kids applying ED to Cornell from my school.</p>
<p>Me don’t like at all
Hallelujah holla back
Smoking crack is whack</p>
<p>I am officially addicted to writing haikus.</p>
<p>I even submitted an outlandish one to poetry.com and won haiku of the day some how.</p>
<p>Rabbits are awesome
They’re much cooler than possums
They’re also fawesome.</p>
<p>Cornell is diverse
UPenn has many a nurse
But Harvard is worse</p>
<p>Meatloaf, Doctor Phil
Exfoliating the chode
Meatspin every day</p>
<p>There’s a kid at my school that reached 1000+ at meatspin. That’s not kosher. Even I find that a little askew.</p>
<p>Two others applying early that I know of, a Chinese kid who has sibling legacy but somewhat lower grades than me (and I am part-URM), and a really smart girl who used to (maybe still?) have a crush on me. I think she is getting revenge because I never asked her out by applying ED to reduce my chances. Anyway, to follow suit:</p>
<p>Why is I apply
To corniest place that I
Have no chance at *****.</p>
<p>16 people at my school applied to Cornell ED…</p>
<p>CU is my dream
Better even than ice cream
I hate balance beams</p>
<p>How big is your class? Mine is 400, but about 10% gets Ivies/equivs.</p>
<p>I said it before
But I will say it again
Your schools are crazy!</p>
<p>mah H. S. was fine
but 16 people ED
that is just wild yo!</p>
<p>dust bunnies migrate
toward the great ocean of filth
is it getting late?</p>
<p>ED is crazy
but it seems that I am too
I am dying ack.</p>
<p>Chandler and faustarp…that’s ridiculous (16 kids a pop). Best of luck, guys.</p>
<p>oh I’m quite alright
already did this last year
good luck to all you!</p>
<p>Faustarp, are you applying as a transfer?</p>
<p>noooo
I’m a Cornell student at this very moment.</p>
<p>does hanging out with the ED kids make me lame??</p>
<p>(it does, just a little…)</p>
<p>Everyone knows that the ED kids are the coolest kids on the block.</p>
<p>Coolest kids on block
Do you know the muffin man?
Potato latkes</p>
<p>My block is cooler
I don’t happen to know him
Gefilte fish–yum</p>
<p>Glory timez, babiez
Happy timez are here again
Meow mix, fubu</p>
<p>why did this thread slip to page 2?</p>
<p>looking at your creative abilities here alone the admissions officers should let you in no sweat!</p>
<p>cybercop got me
wonder if i can post yet?
he’s probably fat!</p>
<p>No doubt.</p>
<p>Everybody who has contributed a haiku MUST get accepted on the 11th. There are no if’s and’s or but’s.</p>
<p>If you have written just one haiku on this forum, I really like your chances of being admitted. </p>
<p>Good luck to all. And to those who haven’t written one yet, it’s 5-7-5, baby. Get on it.</p>