<p>I know I’m quite smart,
Too bad I’m not applying
To this Cornell place.</p>
<p>Don’t applaud my skill,
Really, it’s just a hobby.
Indubitably.</p>
<p>I am so sexy,
If I get accepted here,
better be hot girls.</p>
<p>Big tyme cheezin’ cuh
i like to watch Elmo man
when i pet kittens</p>
<p>Should I be afraid?
Of Elmo men and kittens
DECEMBER FIFTEENTH</p>
<p>Elmo and kittens:
Basically my childhood
Summed up in two words.</p>
<p>thursday i find out
friday I am going out
with an older lady</p>
<p>strip club on friday
best week of my life so far
at least I will hope</p>
<p>Awaiting Thursday
Is the most torturous thing
I’ve done in my life</p>
<p>i will violate
the terms of service if I
am rejected Braaagh</p>
<p>I already did,
I got several ‘infractions’
Whatever that means…</p>
<p>I opt that this thread,
Artistry exemplary,
Be henceforth stickied.</p>
<p>What is the meaning
Of the word “sticky”, people?
I don’t quite get it</p>
<p>chandlerbing it means
the topic will forever
be atop the page</p>
<p>yes, forever and
ever, and forever, and
ever, forever.</p>
<p>LOL bestwhit
that post just made my day and
how funny it was</p>
<p>I also love how
my post was posted before
yet mine was a</p>
<p>reaction to yours.
how silly of CC to
do that to me-ahh!</p>
<p>(enjambment pplz, what now) hahaha</p>
<p>If I get in here
I think I’m gonna love it
You guys are funny</p>
<p>people be like
o hai Cornell looks OK
cuz they got the poems.</p>
<p>(poems one syllable OK???)</p>
<p>no, not sufficient,
poh-ehms has two sylables
but thanks for trying</p>
<p>There’s a lot of that,
If ‘5-7-5’ were a law,
You’d all be busted…</p>