<p>你比我更坏。I can speak Chinese as well.</p>
<p>Does your immaturity know no bounds???</p>
<p>You say you graduated in 1986 but you seem to have the mental capacity of a 2 year old. Can you please explain this inconsistency???</p>
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<p>The spaces got messed up.</p>
<p>This is getting ridiculous.</p>
<p>I know where you live. The Purple Cow is on his way to find you right now.</p>
<p>If you graduated in 1986 why are you not listed as a senior member??? YOU LIE!</p>
<p>I started this account when I saw what a disgrace was being made of my school and attempted to prevent it by convincing you not to apply. You don’t seem to understand that, though…</p>
<p>You also don’t appear to know that this site did not exist in 1986.</p>
<p>I think my responses to you in this thread prove the opposite of what you claim they do. Many of them are quite ingenious and certainly indicate that I should be accepted to Williams without delay.</p>
<p>Your argument about the origins of this website makes approximately 0 sense</p>
<p>IT’S A TRAP! The purple Cow is standing behind you right now! I’ve only been distracting you while he entered the room. HA HA HA HA HA.</p>
<p>Oh my god! It’s so purple!</p>
<p>I am the purple cow. I HAVE YOU NOW.</p>
<p>This is getting weird</p>
<p>Mooooooooo.</p>
<p>I refuse to believe that you are affiliated with Williams. You must be from Amherst.
Eph>Jeff</p>
<p>I’m big, purple, and a cow. Why would I be from Amherst?</p>