Please Chance Me for Brown, Amherst...

So I’m applying to seventeen schools, many of which are very competitive and I know my chances are slim. Which do you think I could definitely get into, maybe get into, and definitely not get into, based on my stats? Here are the schools:

Amherst
Brown
Colby
Colgate
Connecticut College
Cornell
Dartmouth
Johns Hopkins
Lafayette
Middlebury
Northeastern
St. Lawrence
Tufts
University of Rochester
Vassar
Wesleyan
Williams

GPA: 99.32 (UW), 100.94 (W)
Class rank: 1/532 (UW), 2/532 (W)
SAT (single sitting): 1520 (790 math, 730 reading/writing)
Bio E SAT II: 780
Math Level 2 SAT II: 750
AP Scores: AP Lang: 3 (not submitting), AP Physics 1: 5
Senior Year Courses: AP Calculus BC, AP Biology, AP Lit & Comp, AP Macro, University Spanish, Honors Symphonic Band, gym. (99 avg for fist quarter.)
Awards: Harvard Book Award, Nat. Merit Commendation, NHS, Spanish NHS, some school awards
ECs: nothing that really stands out…I won’t list everything but I’m a figure skater and practice about 10 hrs/week and have some awards associated with that, I play the clarinet, volunteer weekly with different organizations (Learn to Skate, library, homeless shelter), babysit/house-sit, etc. Also, I have had a job for the past four years. Not much leadership besides being co-section leader in band and “supervisor” of other Learn to Skate volunteers…

My personal essay is decent, I think…definitely not a conventional topic.

Teacher recs are pretty good, I think. Guidance counselor rec is probably terrible; I applied EA and she wrote my rec along with all other EA’s the night before…

I have no hooks. The only thing I can think of that’s unique-ish is being a girl applying as a physics major??