Please evaluate my Yale chances :-)

<p>Stats:
SAT Math: 750
SAT Verbal: 740
SAT Writing: 790
SAT Total: 2280
SAT II: 780 Physics, 770 Math Level 1, 760 Biology Molecular, 750 US History, 740 Chemistry, 700 Math IIC
ACT: 34
AP taken/scores: Physics B (5), Biology (5), United States History (5), English Language and Composition (4), European History (4), Statistics (4)
Senior Year- AP: Chemistry, Psychology, United States Government and Politics, Macroeconomics, Microeconomics, Calculus BC, English Literature,</p>

<p>GPA weighted: 101.2
GPA unweighted: 95.2
Rank or % estimate: Top 5%</p>

<p>[ b]Subjective:**
Essays: Very touching...personal experience..the essay has won multiple awards
Teacher Recs: Great
Counselor Rec: Probably good
Hook (if any): Publishing neuroscience research in academic journal (I will be primary author of paper)</p>

<p>1000 hours of community service...summer medical internships</p>

<p>Location/Person:
State or Country: Long Island, NY
School Type: 300 students in my grade....very competitive..ranked 5th in nation
During E.D., our school had (1) Yale (2) Harvard, (7) Penn (9) Cornell (3) Dartmouth (1) Columbia (4) Duke VERY COMPETITIVE
Ethnicity: Indian
Gender: Male
Legacy Yes/No: No
Recruited Yes/No: No
Leadership:
Quizbowl Club: Vice President, Captain
Youth Global Organization of Peoples of Indian Origin (GOPIO): Co-Founder, Vice President
Science Research Club: Co-President
Debate Team: Co-Vice President
National Spanish Honors Society: Secretary
Certamen(Latin) Team: Captain
Awards:
Semifinalist in Intel Science Talent Search
Finalist for Neuroscience Research Prize
Long Island Science and Engineering Fair- 3rd Place Microbiology
Certificate of Excellence Commending Honorable Mention North Shore Reading Council Personal Narrative
Certificate from Senator Schumer recognizing excellence as semifinalist in Intel Talent Science Search 2007
Advanced Placement Scholar with Distinction
Rohm and Haas Invitational Science Fair 2nd place 2006
GOPIO Certificate of Achievement 2006
American Mathematics Contest 12 (3rd Place in school)
American Mathematics Contest 8 (1st Place in school)
Qualified for American Invitational Mathematics Examination 12
Suffolk County Mathematics Teachers Association American Mathematics Contest(1st on Level D)
Latin Certamen Contest Certificate of Honor
Certificate of Merit Nassau Reading Council Young Author?s Contest 2005
Certificate of Recognition presented by The Town of Hempstead and the Indian American Culture Group
Certificate of Appreciation presented by The Town of Hempstead
GOPIO Recognition and Appreciation of Contributions and Community Service Award
National Merit Commended Student
Toshiba Exploravision Honorable Mention
NYSSMA Classical Piano Excellent Award Level I, Outstanding Award Level II
NYSSMA Jazz Piano Outstanding Award Level I and II
Johns Hopkins University Center of Talented Youth Placement with Distinction in Mathematics and Verbal on the SAT as an 8th Grader (score of 1160) and as a 7th Grader (score of 1080)</p>

<p>What do you think my chances of gaining acceptance to these schools are?</p>

<p>Yale ?
Penn?
Columbia?
Dartmouth?
Cornell?</p>

<p>Yale 0%
Penn 1%
Columbia 0%
Dartmouth 1%
Cornell 2.34454%</p>

<p>I based all of these calculations on all of my research in this forum. I think it will greatly benefit you to know that anyone retarded enough to post these threads multiple times even after seeing a barrage of negative comments on other chance threads is clearly not worthy of an ivy league school. Let alone that laundry list of awards that you seem to either gloat with or propose as a lengthening on your e-genitals. **** off.</p>

<p>i am sorry...this is my first time on this site. i did not know i would receive so many replies. you're right. i should have only posted this once. there is no need for such negative and rude remarks.</p>

<p>Now, now...epsilon9090, there's no reason to get nasty. </p>

<p>I do second what epislon9090 said otherwise, minus the poor choice of words. </p>

<p>Why are you posting chance threads now? You'll find out in under 3 weeks. Chill, dude. Your fate's already sealed.</p>

<p>Yeah you seem to be pretty strong, but there's no way to know if you're what Yale wants...you will end up somewhere great, now just sit tight for 16 days</p>

<p>sorry, but all of your threads just seem to be fishing for compliments. you're clearly a very accomplished person and it really doesn't make a difference at this point what CC posters say about your chances unless they were admissions officers for one of your hopeful schools. i think threads like this are generally in bad taste...</p>

<p>Yeah. They are pretty lame. I posted one once upon a time. But it was short and to the point. And it wasn't in any of these ivy forums where chances threads are retarded. In some other forums, they can be incredibly useful because it's easy to predict who gets in.</p>