I hope this essay is truly unique. No, I won’t be at all offended if you believe otherwise. Yes, I do honestly believe in the position that I take in this essay. Yes, this position is (to the best of my knowledge) completely original; I came up with it when eating a snack at 3AM a couple of nights ago. =P
Thanks in advance for your time.
The Prompt:
Write an essay analyzing a conflict you have faced and attempted to resolve. This conflict may have involved your community (however you choose to define it); your school; your friends, family, or acquaintances; or an internal dilemma. Be sure to assess the significance of this conflict and what you have learned from the experience.
**Response:**
[Edit: After reading sheeprun's post about being cautious with essays, I realize that I should probably err on the side of caution with this thing.]
Any feedback, comments, or suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I’m submitting this for TASP, a summer program, for which the application is due by next Monday 1/24.
BTW, I’m really not trying to bribe you guys or anything, but I have a few spare g-mail invites that I’d be willing to give out to the first few people who take the time to help me with this essay. 
Thanks