Please Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<p>alright iam gonna make an uber long story short. and yes iam retarded stupid dumbass. i admit it.</p>

<p>okay. i know this girl and i wanted to impress her. i tell her iam going to georgetown. she doesn't believe. she wants me to show her "student id card" or something. obviously i dont have it. </p>

<p>PLZ CAN ANYONE OF YOU JUST LIKE SCAN YOUR ID CARD AND SEND IT TO ME?!?!?!? if it has a picture i will just photoshop it. if it has some other info that you may not want me to know just like DELETE IT photoshop and i will color in the blank spaces with photoshop. </p>

<p>THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST RETARDED THREAD EVER BUT YEH I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS. I SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN BSING IN THE FIRST PLCE DAMMIT. AHHHHHH. PLZ HELP A BROTHER OUT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.</p>

<p>PM ME OR JUST POST YOUR EMAIL/AIM IF YOU CAN HELP. THANKS GUYS!</p>

<p>haha thats ridiculous man</p>

<p>In my experience, girls aren't really THAT impressed about where you got accepted to college. Best thing to do is act "alpha" and act as if you don't care whether she believes you or not. Just shrug and walk away. The worst thing you could do in this scenario is trying to get "proof" in order to seek validation from this girl. This makes you come across as needy; and trust me, you don't want that.</p>

<p>its a relaly long story i made it short. the conversation somehow moved to that thing. and yeh like a dumbass i just said it out loud. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:( iam retarded</p>

<p>if you were "going to Georgetown" as in the future, you wouldn't have an ID card yet.</p>

<p>and, by the way, that is really lame. Anyone who relies on where they are going to school to impress a girl is incredibly lame....and I know because I have had guys try and use Harvard on me as if I cared. If you are intelligent enough to be at Harvard, I will be able to tell without you telling me.</p>

<p>Just avoid her. You've already blown it.</p>

<p>This is the funniest thread. I feel your pain here but, really, sending an ID out is probably not the best idea when you think about it. (And I think these Hoyas are probably too smart to do it! ;) )</p>

<p>manderz1 it is MAD lame. i know. like i said i m such a retard. it just happened. i would tell the whole story but its way too long. if you knew the background story maybe you would understand why i said it. but yeh this is a ridiculous thread. but anyways iam stilll looking for help. thanks guys.</p>

<p>I think you need to tell thwe WHOLE story. We're dying to know anyway and maybe then someone will take you up on your request. Hey, we're patient!</p>

<p>ugh if you wanna know the whole story just pm me i will tell you. </p>

<p>and uhm problem solved. avoiding the girl now like manderz1 said. this was so stupid. my bad guys.</p>

<p>Well best of luck then!</p>

<p>what complete stranger would send you their student ID, what are you some middle aged stalker or something. I hope nobody is that stupid...</p>

<p>Hahaha...........</p>

<p>i have a student id card but im not gonna consent to this nonsense, you're really dumb, just charm a chick using studly good looks and suaveness and a way wtith words</p>

<p>and by studly i mean indian</p>