<p>But they'll be fun though! I don't really want to kill anyone..but I seriously seriously wanted to kill myself earlier in the year. But my AP exam is long gone..I'll enjoy life now and let others live to see me enjoy it. :)</p>
<p>haha, this thread is funny and i can totally relate to the op, but what's this meritocraus austorus thingy?</p>
<p>That would be the biological classification of the common hamster.</p>
<p>so how does it relate to the thread?</p>
<p>Refer to posts 9 through 12 for context.</p>
<p>don't get it.</p>
<p>I'm sorry you don't get it. I only make the jokes; it's not my job to explain them.</p>
<p>it wasn't funny. (trust me, primitive didn't get either. he just pretended he did) haha, some joke. Simply beautiful.</p>
<p>I make'em to please myself. Take what you will and leave the rest for me.</p>
<p>normal people please themselves by having sex, not telling unfunny jokes. hmmm, i sense a feminist.</p>
<p>it was funny</p>
<p>allow me to empathize</p>
<p>btw, nom, if u need someone to keep the engine running, you've got a driver ready</p>
<p>@seth blue: Wow! How did you know that I support womens' rights? While you're at it, why not guess where I stand on the "issue" of sexuality and its expression?</p>
<p>@sempitern555: : )</p>
<p>I'm not a pychic Nom, I just sensed that you were that passive, naive radical type. i mean you were the one who called me troll weren't you? as for sexuality, you obviously support gays and lesbos while I've been called homophobic. I mean if you're against homos, then umm, you'd be a hypocrite by supporting women's rights.</p>
<p>umm, are you a guy or girl supporting women's rights?</p>
<p>I smell a flame war coming on</p>
<p>quick Nom, use the "fire extinguisher"</p>
<p>ahh, sempitern do you now? I'm actually very moderate, you know, like in the middle. My stance is always adamantly impartial and objective. at least i try to be. But i fail sometimes.</p>
<p>"adamantly impartial and objective."</p>
<p>kind of like switzerland or san marino</p>
<p>I remember your "debut" on cc concerning a racist friend of yours or something like that</p>
<p>Yes, seth blue. I am a passive and naive radical unfit even for Guantanamo Bay. I support devil gays and evil lesbos. I have referred to you, bringer of light, as a homophobic troll. I am both for and against the scourge known as homos. I am a hypocrite because I cannot favor one sub-group of those sexually attracted to men.</p>
<p>EDIT: But how could I forget to answer the most important quesiton of all? I am of the male sex, in all measurable respects. I am heterosexual when it comes to sexuality. My gender is what you make of it.</p>
<p>Now for the show!</p>
<p><em>rolls a pair of D20</em>
<em>brilliant white flashes of light</em>
<em>SEVEN and FOURTEEN</em></p>
<p>"By the power vested in me by the dice Luthean, I summon FIRE EXTINGUISHER"</p>
<p><em>Ra! Ra!</em>
<em>Jumps 30 feet into the air, hovers</em>
<em>SHHPSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!</em></p>
<p>YAH!</p>
<p>what racist friend huh? Your confusing me. I never talked about a racist friend on cc. And you know i tried being nice i during my first few days on cc, but people were mean, it's not my fault. :P</p>
<p>ha ha ha!!!!!</p>
<p>Nom u are so funny</p>