<p>she can't escape....or can she</p>
<p>Her mind was cunning, she had a plan</p>
<p>she can't escape....or can she</p>
<p>Her mind was cunning, she had a plan</p>
<p>from her apron she whipped out a great big fan</p>
<p>and puff puff the fires of hell abated</p>
<p>ever wonder what God thought as he created....</p>
<p>A man first and I'll use one of his ribs</p>
<p>and go and tell a little fib</p>
<p>the roiling souls all shutter at that thought</p>
<p>as i celebrate the jelly beans i bought</p>
<p>the goblin gorped and gorped his glump</p>
<p>and fell flat on his rump</p>
<p>skidding into a Dumbledore</p>
<p>who picked him up from the floor</p>
<p>giving him a great big hug</p>
<p>and turned him into a rug</p>
<p>wiping his sandals on the fur</p>
<p>Wow, this thread is gay(not the happy kind).</p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>And Dumbledore looked in dismay</p>
<p>As the carpet flew away</p>
<p>I wonder what to do, I say,</p>
<p>As the burning embers seize the night</p>
<p>Holiday stars dazzled with light</p>
<p>The fairy fell and turned orange</p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>Her hand burned and turned into a sausage</p>
<p>and she daintily fainted</p>
<p>her teeth were irrevocably broken and stained</p>
<p>by a childhood lack of fluoride</p>
<p>due to her dentist's suicide.</p>
<p>she landed with a "oomph!"</p>
<p>Her mother "Harumphed!"</p>
<p>And she started to sob</p>
<p>for her imaginary friend Bob</p>
<p>who just lost his kneecaps</p>
<p>in an encounter with some dogs</p>
<p>who bit off his head</p>
<p>The police had left him for dead,</p>
<p>In truth, he had never lived at all.</p>
<p>since he was only 3 feet tall</p>
<p>and couldn't find a girl or guy to love him</p>