<p>sent: “When we go ymca”
received: “Ok.”</p>
<p>received - ‘yu are so rude Whoof’
sent - ‘there is no reasoning on the act you twit’</p>
<p>received: ‘did we get any spanish homework?’
sent: ‘nope not really.’</p>
<p>…boring.</p>
<p>sent: newspaper meeting, come at 315 w/book
received: “K”</p>
<p>…that’s all she wrote, folks</p>
<p>Sent: Hahahah
Received: Oh dear, might as well tell him now and get it over with</p>
<p>Received: “Try Harder or your not coming with me”
Sent: “That’s what she said”</p>
<p>This is going to be boring but oh well (:.
Received:“hey are we hanging out after we pick up our cap and gowns? And are we going to rehearsal together?” </p>
<p>sent: Yes ma’am!</p>
<p>I don’t text much since I only have 400 a month, but these are the last ones from/to humans:
Sent: White rabbit! 
Received: No Nvm dont do it.</p>
<p>received: “I cant believe that she was doing that there!! I thought she was so n-o-cent!!”</p>
<p>sent: “Calm down! Its just a cheese burger! its not like she’s gonna die because her boyfriend bought it for her!”</p>
<p>silly girls</p>
<p>received: “I found another rlly cute dress 4 prom. Want me to send a pic of it 2 u?”
sent: “uh sure. wher’d u find it?”
ugh, probably more prom stuff to buy for gf…■■■</p>
<p>Sent: “Happy Star Wars Day! May the Fourth be with you!”</p>
<p>Recieved: “Ok” </p>
<p>Not the same conversation.</p>
<p>Received: “ARE YOU GOING TO CUM TO SCHOOL”
Sent: “YEAH BUT I ALWAYS CUM LATE YOU KNOW HOW I AM”</p>
<p>Well, there you go.</p>
<p>Wow, half of my texts are drug related… and the other half are AP-related.</p>
<p>Here’s an interesting one conversation: </p>
<p>Sent: You should give me more credit
Received: The only credit I give you is for awesome blowjobs.</p>
<p>received: sorry fell asleep for 5
sent: bull longer than 5</p>
<p>Received (picture message): Whose spider is this? [drawing of spider w/ seven legs] Are you sure that’s my spider? There are only 7 legs and i do not think i would make such an elementary mistake.
Sent: pqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrspqrs</p>
<p>Senatus populusque Romanus, Mel?</p>
<p>OMG! Go to sleep!</p>
<p>“Hairy bodies are sooo 70s.”</p>
<p>“he just handed out an essay to read for homework. In class we’re just reading death of a salesman”</p>
<p>Sent: “Yeah”</p>