<p>I don’t have dreams. My Heart’s Egg turned into an X-Egg.</p>
<p>Has anyone ever actually had the mythical wet dream? I really want one but apparently if you don’t get it around 12-16 then you’ll never have one. F</p>
<p>^lol</p>
<p>Hm, I have some more depressing dreams. I had a dream that I got strangled, one where I suffocated on another planet, a dream about fighting some war in P.E class gym, and one about a water tank near my house exploding and destroying crap, and some monster with 3 heads stacked on top of each other. Sad face :(.</p>
<p>Oh I had this sick awesome dream where I saw myself sleeping in some “warp hole”. I jumped down it and woke up!</p>
<p>I had this dream twice in the same night (commentary in parentheses)…</p>
<p>Basically I was in a building with four entrances (North/South/East/West) with a bunch of other people (I don’t remember whom) and my mother (I think she got into my dream because she was screaming at me while I was asleep). There were these evil zombie-like things that were trying to convert us to evil zombie-like things. We were trying to keep the south door locked, then I realized that the north door was open. Some stuff happened (I don’t remember what) at the south door, then after that, I went up to the north door and saw my 11th grade Applied Maths and Pure Maths teachers being chased by evil zombie-like things.</p>
<p>Then for some reason they all stopped, and I took some time to decide whether or not to let them in (apparently, in the dream I ‘knew’ that they could be possessed zombies). I forgot what I did exactly, and then it got a little blurry. But after a while, I ended up walking through a maze of corridors (lots of turns and doors) checking if the zombies were in the building. I saw something in one of the rooms that scared me half to death and then I started running and trying to scream for my mother (I think it was me subconsciously trying to tell her to stop screaming). I couldn’t scream so I kept running. Eventually I got cornered by two zombies, and this one female zombie grabbed me, tried to convert me and called me a ‘braver’ (I think that means I couldn’t get converted). I think I ripped them apart or something; not too sure. Anyway, after that I ran out and tried to warn everyone else that the zombies were inside. Then, just before I woke up, I discovered that my mother was the evil lord of the undead…</p>
<p>And the worst part is that that’s actually the second-strangest dream I’ve had. The strangest one involved a friend, one of his best friends, my mother, a flying invisible neon-lit restaurant in the sky (I’m not quite sure how it was invisible and neon-lit at the same time) and a pair of socks. Oh, and there was something pink in there…</p>
<p>Anyone ever have those dreams where all you can picture is math problems, and your brain is overloaded with mathematical information. Because that’s happened to me twice, both of which occured on nights when I was extremely sick and woke up like ten times during each night to throw up or wipe the sweat away. Worst nights of my life. I would try to stay awake to rest my fried brain, that’s how painful my sleep/dreams were.</p>
<p>//Has anyone ever actually had the mythical wet dream? I really want one but apparently if you don’t get it around 12-16 then you’ll never have one. F//</p>
<p>hmm?</p>