<p>I doubt many here will have heard of any of the following but I figured I’ll mix up the posts a bit here. I’m bored and waiting for a friend to pick me up and it’s either this or watch Oprah. I figured I might let you all know what BRILLIANT college experiences you’re missing out by not applying in Oz, so, here are the universities of New South Wales, Australia.</p>
<p>University of Sydney: The university everyone puts on their UAC choice application, no matter where they come from or whether they think they’ll get in or not. It’s got sandstone buildings and everything; how could you not? Equivalent to an Ivy, only easier to get into and no where near as expensive. Great location and campus (it stole Oxbridge’s design) and the student body is hugely varied. Sports are massive. The USyd rugby, soccer and rowing teams are among the top in the nation. Most captains go on to international representation. Depending on which college you live in, dorm life can either consist of frequent stomach pumpings, sedate LAN parties or nothing but the sound of pages being turned. Close to the city so nightlife is pretty intense and far more popular than dorm parties. Graduates are considered the most professional in Oz and among the most attractive internationally, but not necessarily at the genius-level. Law degrees are the most prestigious in Australia. ASIO (the Aust. equivalent of the CIA) headhunts most of its recruits at the USyd Law and International Studies campuses. Cross-town rival is University of New South Wales. Encounters include filling the entire main hall with beer during UNSW’s 2001 graduation ceremony (up to a level of 3m), stealing UNSW’s official plaque and strapping it to the top of the Opera House and painting the two student centres entirely blue and gold (USyd colours) during rugby/rowing comp week. Alumni network is insane. Graduates know it as “the only university”.</p>
<p>University of New South Wales: Basically, USyd’s annoying little brother. Tries to do a lot more to hide the fact it sucks at almost everything. Has both the smartest and dumbest students in the nation, as it runs the only actuarial, aeronautical engineering and science/law degrees in Oz, as well as having the lowest admit UAI for a few. Ranked second in NSW because the student body is primarily made up of all those who just missed out on USyd or the University of Melbourne. Campus is dead ugly, but it offers a broader range of courses than many other universities. Presides over the National Institute of Dramatic Art, where all our famous actors were rejected from. Students are generally from middle income families, usually math/science nerds, are not particularly party-hard but not the buckle down and study type either. A few encounters with USyd include posting fake expulsion letters to over 500 random USyd students (three UNSW’s were arrested for doing so), letting ~70 livestock animals loose in the USyd quadrangle and hacking into the USyd website and keeping control of it for over five days. By the end it had been filled with some rather illegal images, “interesting facts” about the uni and revealing (fake) information about both students and professors. Fun fact #1: UNSW’s medical faculty was recently shut down due to a lecturer “engaging in unspeakable acts with cadavers”.</p>
<p>Macquarie University: USyd and UNSW’s cool little sister. Bad location and campus on the outskirts of the CBD, but excellent party/nightlife college. Student’s aren’t dumb, but are out for a good time. Girls are said to be the hottest in Sydney. Business degrees are among the top in the nation. Students usually transfer out after two years or so to USyd or UNSW but always claim they enjoyed their time at Macquarie the most.</p>
<p>University of Western Sydney: Infamous for needing a minimum 85 UAI to attend it’s medical program (I think that would translate, approximately, to a below 1800 SAT score). Doctors who graduate from here generally go into some other field to hide their UWS degree. Students are a lot of fun but have very little interest in actually graduating. Around Sydney, students are known as “Westies” and are really only ever contacted when socially awkward freshman at USyd or UNSW want to learn how to throw a real college party. Graduates tend to end up in blue collar work or as a paper pusher in an office. Or they drop out.</p>
<p>University of Newcastle: The largest of Australia’s regional universities. Most students attend because they don’t want to study or live far from home or because they didn’t get into medicine anywhere else other than Western Sydney. Campus built within bushland, which is very nice for the most part but makes for terrible mosquito infestations during Summer. Introduced the first problem-solving based degrees in Australia and is known to produce some of the best regional/rural doctors in the world. Medical program is renowned for its joint partnership with the Royal Flying Doctor Service in Northern Oz, “internships” in outback clinics and joint Rural Fire Service training program. Students are incredibly laid back but hard-working students, and nightlife generally consists of beers, beaches, bonfires and bushwalks.</p>
<p>Charles Sturt University: Australia’s largest agricultural university. Most students are from rural/farming areas. Most have or know someone who campdrafts, droves or rides horses professionally. Very little nightlife as the campuses are out in the middle of nowhere and most students are too busy tending horses or cows, planting trees or coming up with solutions to Australia’s water crisis. The few dorm parties that do occur usually go off as the winemaking and brewing students (the most sought after in Aust.) begin utilising their new skills from day one. Popular courses include BA of Irrigation, BA of Livestock Management, BA of Wine Science, MA in River Sustainability and MA in Ornithology. All are nicknamed “Aggies”, even though the uni offers plenty of programs in the media, arts and sciences as well.</p>
<p>There are more, but my ride’s here and I don’t want to kill your brains with boredom. My God, that was long.</p>