<p>Having lived away from home for so long (woo boarding school!) I’ll give the perceived reputations of obnoxious rich boarding school students. (Mine was the elite one in NJ that feeds to Princeton so we overvalued Princeton; talking with students from other boarding schools allowed me to sort of adjust for this.) Please keep in mind that while the rankings are true, the commentary is made with tongue firmly in cheek. This list isn’t comprehensive.</p>
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<li>Harvard. Valedictorians go there, better connections than you found in high school and pretty fun once you get in. Grade inflation, but you still learn a lot and if you’re social you can find ways to have fun too.</li>
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<p>=2. Stanford. The holy grail for those of us who want to sneer at the Harvard types for putting up with snow for four years while getting their great education/connections. BITE US!</p>
<p>=2. Yale. Kinda like Harvard. For my school, much more difficult to get into than the other two above. Great school; you must be happy. Some kids are down to earth while others are unbearable.</p>
<p>=4 Princeton. More social and conservative than the first two, it’s still in New Jersey. Princeton is beautiful, but really, really boring at night unless you’re blackout. Undergraduate teaching is phenomenal. What, you didn’t just have tea with Paul Krugman? How unfortunate. What’s that? Oh yes, I got a C. Grade deflation!</p>
<p>=4. Penn Wharton. For those who know for a fact that they want to do finance and are prepared to sell their soul to get in. No one likes these kids because they tend to be jerks. Should have been more chill and gone to Princeton!</p>
<p>What, you couldn’t get into any of these? You really suck. Just kidding. Kind of.</p>
<p>=6. Cornell. We really don’t distinguish between contract and endowed colleges. Hardest partiers, have the most fun on Saturdays; most serious Monday-Friday. For disciplined types who (hopefully) aren’t suicide risks.</p>
<p>=6. MIT. For those who really, really like math. People were impressed with the MIT admits, but they smelled really bad/hadn’t slept in weeks.</p>
<p>=6. Dartmouth. See Cornell, only more personal and more inebriated.</p>
<p>=6. Penn other colleges (not nursing). People were jerks to the nursing admits. Kind of unfair, but there it is.</p>
<p>=6. Columbia. For those who want to live in the city but don’t want to deal with the hipster kingdom otherwise known as NYU.</p>
<p>=6. Brown. The brilliant kids who don’t want to deal with trivial things like gen-ed or sobriety. Quirky, but could make your brain explode with hemp or with science.</p>
<p>CHASM of Death and Lack of Prestige (The horror!)</p>
<p>Acceptable but looked down on (also known as I’m too lazy to number):
Tufts. Someone said to me: “You aren’t Jewish.” That person was an ***-hat but still. People didn’t really like the school.
Georgetown (non-SFS).
NYU. For those who plan on transferring out to Columbia.
Michigan, UC Berkeley, USC: Safeties!
Amherst, Williams, other great LAC’s: for the quirky kids/the D-III athletes. Not unacceptable per se, but not as prestigious in a lot of people’s minds.
UNC/Duke/UVA: Somewhat eyebrow-raising, but vaults to equivalency with Stanford if on Morehead/Robertson/Jefferson scholarship. And, yes, my school produces a bunch of these kids. They (generally) aren’t bad people.
Washington and Lee: White and Loaded. Not that great but, hey, it’s going to be like school, man! But we can drink!</p>
<p>Unacceptable:
Your state’s flagship school (I mean, they should be your SAFETY but that doesn’t mean you go there!)
St. Andrew’s/Edinburgh
Vermont
Vanderbilt: “I mean I would party there, but classes?”
Notre Dame: “EWWW CATHOLICS”</p>
<p>The worst part of this is I bought into these wholeheartedly once upon a time. Live and learn. Please remember that these aren’t my opinions! Don’t shoot the messenger! </p>
<p>All quotes are as true as I can make them.</p>