<p>Maryland!</p>
<p>Public:
University of Maryland, College Park - Where everyone wants to go, it’s just far enough away but not too far (I live just outside of DC). Amazing community and athletics, the academics are really good too maybe a little overrated. Filled with laxers and people from the DC area. It’s also high school version 2.0, a good half the class comes here. The very good to better than average students come here (basically everyone with a 3.4 and above). The really good students come here because they offer so much money. Anyone who doesn’t get in comes on Freshman Connections where they’re not really a student until second semester. Also, located in the ghetto of PG county, ew.</p>
<p>UMBC - The school for math and science people. Also the school for people who can’t get into College Park. They don’t have big sports, which is what really matters anyways, right? Baltimore County, not Baltimore City, so it’s in a nice area at least.</p>
<p>UMD, Eastern Shore - Black people who want to be near the beach. I know that it exists, that’s about it. Like three people from my school have gone here ever. It’s historically black, and really easy to get into. If you want to be near the beach, you’re better off at Salisbury. I’m pretty sure the shore is the same no matter where you are, anyways.</p>
<p>Salisbury - White people who want to be near the beach. Way below College Park, about tied with Towson for third best (after St. Mary’s of MD). Really popular, close to the shore, not hard to get into and not hard academics. You also get the hicks from the shore. Filled with beautiful white people playing lacrosse, aka MD in miniature. We love our lax!</p>
<p>Towson - About on the same level as Salisbury. Mostly people who can’t get into Maryland. Huge party school. Lots of laxers since it’s near Baltimore, but not in as nice of a part of Baltimore area as UMBC. Partying and more partying is what Towson does.</p>
<p>St. Mary’s of Maryland - Smarter white people laxing it up on the beach. The honors college, it’s a good, underrated school. They love their lacrosse there, or so I hear (who doesn’t???). It’s in southern MD on the shore, so you get the hicks.</p>
<p>Frostburg - The reject school. You go here if your only other option is community college, but you would be better off there. It’s in western Maryland, where nobody lives, so the only people who go there are the local hicks and dumb people from DC suburbs and Baltimore suburbs. Seriously, tell someone you’re going to Frostburg State and they’ll probably start laughing.</p>
<p>Morgan State - Historically black, some people go there, I’m not really sure where it even it. I don’t think its very good, though.</p>
<p>Bowie State - Is this actually located in Bowie, MD? Because I live near there, and I know absolutely nothing about Bowie State.</p>
<p>Private
Johns Hopkins - Really smart kids who want to be doctors and don’t like to have fun. Located in Baltimore, a lot of out-of-staters.</p>
<p>Loyola Maryland - Biggest laxer school ever. Rich suburban white kids who love lacrosse.</p>
<p>Navy (not private but not a MD public either so I didn’t really know where to put it) - Hardcore but awesome. Annapolis is really nice.</p>