<p>Having been at Cal, there must've been times where you wonder why things are a certain way or how they came to be...</p>
<p>like... why are there no hot girls? j/k</p>
<p>more like... what does the ASUC senate actually do? or will the Campanile really topple over and rocket down to shattuck during an earthquake?</p>
<p>post your mysteries...</p>
<p>i don’t see why ‘no hot girls’ is such a common joke… i would think ‘no hot guys’ is a bit more accurate. ;)</p>
<p>Where do the hobos get their dogs?</p>
<p>what do the crazy people do after dark?</p>
<p>Where the meat in the DC comes from? And if it really is even meat at all?</p>
<p>what’s a vegan beef fajita?</p>
<p>what are those green specks in the ‘jungle curry’?</p>
<p>what is the seating capacity of Main Stack</p>
<p>Or how about the fact that Berkeley is a nuclear free zone, yet the university conducts continued weapons, alternative nuclear materials usage, and fusion energy generation research?</p>
<p>Or why we have so many anti-military/government students who want to attend a school renowned for its contribution to nuclear energy and sciences related to militarism, and is a major gear in the Military Industrial Complex?</p>
<p>And don’t throw any idealism at me. I’m just putting a mystery question/observations out there.</p>
<p>Why do bums smoke weed under the drug free zone sign?</p>
<p>How many whacks does it take the average UC Police officer to take down and subdue a militant non-student protester on campus?</p>
<p>^ zero</p>
<p>don’t TASE ME BRO</p>
<p>How do you convert from Berkeley time to standard time out of context?</p>
<p>Oakland. It is a short commute.</p>
<p>what are they going to do about the fault line right under us?</p>
<p>Why are there still no hot girls after so many posts?</p>