<p>What is the BEST prank call you have ever made?</p>
<p>I don’t do that. Thats quite flagrant…</p>
<p>My friend and I call this Gamestop in Scottsdale, AZ everynight (we live in Illinois) and talk about random stuff (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Chocolate Rain, Battletoads)</p>
<p>Yeah, kinda lame =(</p>
<p>EDIT: Oh yeah!</p>
<p>We called a Papa John’s and ordered the biggest pizza ever (every topping we could think of). After going through the initial list of like 25, we started over, explaining that we wanted another layer of toppings upon the current one. Turns out it was the guys first time taking an order over the phone. He then had us speak to the manager (a women) and we insisted that we didn’t want the pizza and that she sounded very attractive and we just wanted a lock of her hair. She then asked us if we were drunk and hung up 30 seconds later.</p>
<p>that’s pretty good. i don’t do prank calls. what if the receiver is some computer maniac and traced the call? he/she then comes to your house and murders your entire family…it happens.</p>
<p>Fascinating.</p>
<p>I love using Judge Judy soundboards (you can find them on the internet) and calling my friends.</p>
<p>The Mr. Roger’s soundboard is pretty good too.</p>
<p>I invented a character named Officer Frank Dinsdale. His voice is immediately recognizable while at the same time being completely unlike my own - never been detected once. As a member of the Fairfax County Police Department, his usual role is to call people and politely inform them that they have been charged with the crime of sodomy and have a court hearing scheduled on X date. This almost always provokes an entertaining response.</p>
<p>Officer Dinsdale makes other calls, too. He called a girl’s mother and told her that a restricting order had been placed on her daughter, a friend’s ex-girlfriend (and it turned out the mother bought it somehow, and the girl freaked out). He also called my government teacher’s cell phone to tell him that he’d won the Birthday Sweepstakes and would receive a million billion dollars for being the best teacher ever. Mr. Dunson got a real kick out of that.</p>
<p>Let’s see. A Green politician had been foolhardy enough to give her phone number to my trouble-making friend, so she got some. A favorite was when I called as Professor Science of Science University to tell her that we’d just found out that everything we’d been saying about the environment was wrong and actually a public railway system (her whole State Senate platform) was a bad idea.</p>
<p>I’ll put more if I remember them.</p>
<p>My friend called his ex-girlfriend as Pete Schweaty and re-enacted the Schweaty Balls skit from SNL.</p>
<p>Then another time we crank called this one girl who had a “certain” reputation, and re-did the crnk call from Mean Girls (Test Results from Planned PArenthood) She totally freaked out. The next month we found out that she was pregnant. Go figure…</p>
<p>I called Scientology for about half an hour, pretending to be converted. In the end I said I’ll be protesting the following Saturday and I thanked her for the information.</p>
<p>I did it only once.
I called a relative of mine and pretended to be a salesman and told her that she had won a million dollars. For about a minute, she fell for it. It was priceless!</p>
<p>Just a note of caution about prank calls, my neighbors son ended up in court due to his prank call and almost went to jail. It is now on his record.</p>
<p>Funny is not always funny.</p>
<p>^May I ask what kind of prank call it was? Oh jeez I’m scared to know…</p>
<p>^^ Wait, did he put *67 in front of the number. If you do, the number won’t show up on Caller ID. Also. you can’t trace a call that is not in progress…I think?</p>
<p>My friend called the Fleshlite company and made up this elaborate ten-minute story about how Fleshlite ruined her life. She was a teenage boy who bought one and accidentally gave it to his baby cousin to play with but then his mom walked in on it and… it was very immature but we were all dying.</p>
<p>To be honest it has been a couple years and I don’t remember how he got caught and and what his prank was. But I had to write a letter to the court on his behalf asking for leniency and providing a character statement. That is why a remember it. Sorry I don’t have better details but I thought I would at least let you know that sometimes it does not end as expected. He just thought it was entertainment.</p>
<p>Well, survival of the fittest, right?</p>
<p>^ That sucks. I remember in like 5th grade I called like 30 people without using *67 and like 10 of those people called back and asked to speak to my parents…akward.</p>