Princeton announces 95% Yield

<p>and today is April Fools Day</p>

<p>You nearly scared the bejeebers out of me there…</p>

<p>Any other day, I would wholeheartedly believe this 95% yield you speak of.</p>

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<p>Lol you scared me!</p>

<p>LOL good one!</p>

<p>A school like Princeton deserves 95% yield >:(</p>

<p>Well, the things is that those who got into Princeton are so good that they got in most of the other top ranked/best schools. Therefore, there would definitely be people who choose other schools for subjective reasons, mostly.
Additionally, where will Princeton host all of those students if the yield was 95% :stuck_out_tongue: That would be a full scale disaster, hhh</p>