<p>Await the Princeton Pwning on April 1st, given what we've seen already...Stanford Slaughter, Bulldog Bloodbath and MIT Massacre. Who's looking forward to it? Not?</p>
<p>Princeton Pwning leaves me flaccid as a name for a travesty. Perhaps… Tiger Trauma? Tiger Tragedy? Princeton Paroxysm, for those inclined to do well on SAT Critical Reading? Any other suggestions?</p>
<p>Hahaha,</p>
<p>I made some up myself:</p>
<p>MIT Manslaughter
Harvard Holocaust (oke, nasty, I know)
Harvard Horror?
Brown Bloodshed
Brown Butchery
Columbia Carnage
Princeton Pandemonium
Harvard Homicide
Harvard Hanging
Georgetown Gallow
MIT Misery
Amherst Agony
Wharton Woe
Columbia Catastrophe
Eli Elimination</p>
<p>Or maybe, just maybe:
Princeton Party
Princeton Pass
Princeton Paradise</p>
<p>It’s a lot easier to come up with optimistic ones, so that must be a good sign. </p>
<p>(I’m such a geek)</p>
<p>What is wrong with you people?</p>
<p>hahahah i think thats awesome. yeah i was in shock at the stanford SCEA thread. for the first few pages, no accepts. it was disgusting!
i’m not looking forward to the Princeton (insert P word synonymous with distraught or chaos)</p>
<p>Princeton Pummelling perhaps?</p>
<p>Soccer Practice? 10 dollars
SAT test? 40 dollars
Princeton application? 60 dollars
Getting Rejected from HYPSM? </p>
<p>Priceless.</p>
<p>^ even though I’m only applying to 2 out of those 5 but you get the idea.</p>
<p>Hahahahaha…</p>
<p>i thiink princeton pwning, pwns all.</p>
<p>I like Princeton Pandemonium.</p>
<p>Princeton Pandora’s Box</p>
<p>Princeton Pandemic.</p>
<p>^ best one yet.</p>
<p>^ I don’t think it’s gory enough.</p>
<p>^ I like arrows.</p>
<p>hehe, how about</p>
<p>Dartmouth Decimation</p>
<p>(In reverse, of course)</p>
<p>Princeton Pounding?</p>
<p>I actually liked Tiger Tragedy.</p>
<p>For Harvard, I like the “Boston Massacre.” :)</p>