<p>If I didn't get into Yale ;) </p>
<p>Can't I just sexile her...forever?</p>
<p>zante - don't forget about the poison cookies I'm going to send you just in case things get out of hand.</p>
<p>but I LIKE being a girl. guys can't use rose-patterned teasets and drink anything other than alcohol for fear of impugning their manhood!</p>
<p>cookiemom!! <em>cries</em> </p>
<p>If they're ginger-molasses-cherry, I can die happy!</p>
<p>Oh good call cookiemom, I knew you were on my side :p</p>
<p>for that zante, I'm going to call upon all the Forces of Darkness and Lovecraft's Cthulhu and Dagon and the Beast, Devourer of Worlds, to MAKE SURE that we both get in, and that I get assigned to you as your roommate.</p>
<p>poisoned cookies, my lily-white buttock.</p>
<p><em>sigh</em> tebro and zante, at least y'all have to get in just because your banter is so funny, therefore I must witness it in real life. And tebro, I think you should have a one-night-stand with the upper-crust boy to see how good he is (<em>wink wink</em>), but then just end up saying that you used him if he turns out not to like you as much as you might have liked him at some point. And that made no sense whatsoever. But in the Neighborhood of Make Believe, anything's possible :D<---<em>cheesy, snaggle-toothed kid grin</em> (ten life points to the first person who gets that reference).</p>
<p>last I checked, you were asian, tebro?</p>
<p>since when are they lily-white?
What if you're a pink lily?</p>
<p>I rarely expose my (uninsured) rear to the elements. That is the way of respectable Massachusetts girls. You wild New Yorkers...</p>
<p>I just meant that asians aren't technically white. Yellow people, remember?</p>
<p>I think a lot of my "resentment" towards you stems from my hatred of Boston...</p>
<p>phil dear, you would be disappointed. </p>
<p>I rarely maul people in real life, since my eyes are level with their knees. I am much, much less interesting.</p>
<p>Ha. Babe who? Yankees who? A-rod WHO?</p>
<p>White is the combination of all colors. No light reaches my arse. It is therefore, white.</p>
<p>but short people are ever so much more interesting than taller ones. I do believe there is an inverse relationship between increasing height and interesting personality...generally speaking, though certainly not without exception.</p>
<p><em>pictures tebro having a conversation with zante's knees</em>
<em>strokes beard</em></p>
<p>Hey! I'm a tall person... </p>
<p><em>cracks knuckles</em></p>
<p>uh-oh. </p>
<p>shining legend of max seeks to avenge the soiled honor of Tall People.</p>
<p>i have decided to throw myself full force onto the princeton board, i miss it too much. i also have to defend tall people, myself being 6'4!</p>
<p><em>strokes stubble...which will hopefully be a beard before i graduate from princeton</em></p>
<p>I want stubble.</p>
<p>eww</p>
<p>short people are just louder</p>
<p>no, I hate boston because transportation sucks there.</p>
<p>Why don't you grow some tebro?</p>
<p>short people are usually annoying, except for the short people on princeton's adcom. they are great.</p>