Procrastination Station

<p>ahh...look around, she'll see it. we invented the 4 page long random conversations that people would wake up to see and say "what the *** were u talking about last night"</p>

<p>clearly this was before my time</p>

<p>'I'm a hustla baby. I just want you to knowwww'</p>

<p>26e, check your inbox. and yeah, chibsy was an ED applicant.</p>

<p>i did. check yours, holmes (do people actually say that?)</p>

<p>No. But that's OK. We're a new breed of human being over here on the Penn forums. And I have nothing.</p>

<p>Dude, I told you it was almost 6000 characters.</p>

<p>secrets secrets are no fun, they could really hurt someone.</p>

<p>What secrets? He just read my essay. You can read it if you want.</p>

<p>sure. sure. SWELL. Send it</p>

<p>I need an email. It's over 5000 characters, the PM limit.</p>

<p>YOURE SO high matience MR EXPRESS MEN.</p>

<p>I'll PM it :)</p>

<p>I'm metro, what do you expect? :p</p>

<p>Better than a redneck. Git 'r done!</p>

<p>muhahaha. my ex bf was from WVA. We all make mistakes.</p>

<p>if we hadnt broken up, I might have been. um. considering wvu over penn....</p>

<p>haha. my soccer team's motto...only we're</p>

<p>git 'r did</p>

<p>hah, west virginia, inventor of the hillbilly</p>

<p>Eeeewww, I'm so glad you broke up, then. And it should be in your inbox.</p>

<p>So, I went to National Young Leaders Conference, and there was this guy from the hill country who didn't believe in evolution and believed that AIDS spread to humans because gay men had sex with monkeys. I've been biased against West Virginians since then.</p>

<p>okay. so that was an awesome essay. like, i thoroughly enjoyed reading it. I emphasized. I laughed. I cheered (in my head).</p>

<p>is this how the amazing voice of goodness came into being?</p>

<p>hahaha. i reserve the right not to believe in evolution. i think you're an idiot if you dont believe in natural selection, and that theistic evolution is possible, but i don't believe in the algae to man theory. </p>

<p>yeah, that AIDS thing is sad, though</p>

<p>Haha, yeah. This and Model UN. I've done as much public speaking as possible to help with the speed. I'm glad you liked it. Aw shucks, I'm blushing ;)</p>

<p>26e, I believe in nothing. I am a perpetual agnostic. I believe, essentially, in disbelief, if that makes any sense.</p>

<p>i wear my sunglasses at night.</p>

<p>p.s. AND I'm a model un agnostic too :)</p>