Procrastination Station

<p>way to go. meg a lo</p>

<p>ok, B&N is gonna drive me batty! why can't i sort by price!?!?!?!?!?!</p>

<p>go to Amazon? I do like me some amazon.com</p>

<p>so. looking at the myspaces of people accepted into Penn (there's a group) they all seem really, really, absurdly good looking.</p>

<p>Nothing's wrong with Amsterdam. I'd like to visit too. I once met an Abercrombie model from Amsterdam. He was very tall, and he was studying to be a plastic surgeon...ironically. Haha.</p>

<p>And everyone looks better on Myspace. Even I do. haha.</p>

<p>eckie: yeah, its weird.</p>

<p>and i can't. i have a B&N gift card</p>

<p>It's Haaahvahd, Eckie, my dear girl, what do you expect? They can't possibly achieve the level of savoir-faire and sophistication we possess on a daily basis.</p>

<p>I looked better on MySpace when I had one. But that's mostly because of the car. There was some spillover hotness.</p>

<p>I met an Abercrombie model in Myrtle Beach, SC.
He was from WVA and was a fan of hunting and fishing.
This is when I stopped having crushes on the guys on the bags.</p>

<p>no kidding</p>

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<p>y'all think a cassette from 1986 will be an effective resource in my quest to learn czech/russian/french/german?</p>

<p>Hahaha, Myrtle Beach. Wow, Eckie, this is getting even creepier. I have stories from Myrtle Beach. Not involving a male A&F model, unfortunately. Mine involve a late-night Krispy Kreme run. With a hot blond metrosexual guy, so maybe it isn't that far away from your story.</p>

<p>if it has all of those languages on one tape...hmm. sure?</p>

<p>I think you need those Muzzi videos.
Do you remember those commercial!?</p>

<p>And Megalo, Myrtle is SO white trash paradise, it makes me laugh</p>

<p>My lifeguard outside of my hotel was from Croatia. I met some girl down there from SC that I hung out with a bit and when I told her where he was from, she turns to me, serious faced, and says, "Is that in Africa?"</p>

<p>She was also in the top of her high school class. And thus, I decided I would never do well attending college in the south.</p>

<p>I almost got a job down there this summer though</p>

<p>Haha, see, I was there for a Quiz Bowl tourney. Freshman year. And this senior and I...wow, I just realized this sounds really gay, but we were both big fans of the sauna and of Krispy Kreme donuts, so we kinda hit it off. So one night, we went on a Krispy Kreme run, because you can get fresh hot donuts, and it turns out, a lot of weird people come out by night near the Breakers...</p>

<p>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...is that in Africa. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</p>

<p>That's the best. </p>

<p>Je suis la jeune fille! Yeah, I loved those commercials. That's about the best phrase I can say in French as a result. I should've bought Muzzy. Maybe then French wouldn't be the train wreck that it is.</p>

<p>yeah.....two "sauna fans".......not gay at all</p>

<p>A shared enjoyment Krispy Kreme and saunas? It must be love!</p>

<p>Dude, we were both metrosexuals. Plus the guy had so many awesome stories about our sorority Winter Formal. I still have a hard time believing that many girls thought it a good idea to go shot for shot with the guys...</p>

<p>Haha, this guy was my hero for a while. He's at UVA and plans to go into hedge funds. I'm sure I'll run into him again.</p>

<p>You have sororities at your school?</p>

<p>Weird.</p>

<p>I live in the south, dude...</p>

<p>You crazy southerners!</p>

<p>Andi, you really should have joined this thread earlier. You are a swell contributor.</p>

<p>Festivus for the rest of us</p>