Procrastination Station

<p>you rebel rebel. I'm glad not so serious threads have finally become popular.</p>

<p>We did it! It's the...something revolution. Procrastination Revolution? I dunno. Either way, we changed CC</p>

<p>For the better, mos def. Between this thread and the rampent sexual innuendo in your hooks thread. WE WIN</p>

<p>Haha, yes! This is a victory for lazy bums everywhere.</p>

<p>esspeshally in regards to spelllin.</p>

<p>Are you drunk?</p>

<p>well, no more than usual</p>

<p>maybe he's high on life.</p>

<p>or maybe he's done with his college apps.</p>

<p>i wish</p>

<p>but, i made progress today</p>

<p>USF=in
Tulane=complete
Columbia short answer:done
Columbia circumstances essay: first draught done, and almost good</p>

<p>Still must do</p>

<p>common app (Corny, carleton)
case
unc
uf
u of rochester
columbia long essay</p>

<p>Heh, I just finished my common app essay. I'm so happy. I think I might cry <em>sniff</em> <em>sniff</em> Lol, it's 5997 characters. The limit is 6000.</p>

<p>I hate to be a jerk, but I bet Tulane is way easy to get into this year :(</p>

<p>my cousin is about to graduate from u rodchester in may. he's already got a job secured as an assistant trading analyst at some big bank. starting at about 100k a year. i think its not too shabby.</p>

<p>i wish i wasnt dumb at math :(</p>

<p>Lol, that's OK. Once we get into Penn, you can be the future Empress, remember:) So who cares if you suck at math. And maybe I should have applied to Rochester...I have 2 different half-tuition scholarships waiting for me there. Oh well. Not doing any more essays now.</p>

<p>me too. :(</p>

<p>go megalomaniac! love those close calls!</p>

<p>i hate the common app. cornell and carleton supps arent too bad.
i still hate all things (online) common app</p>

<p>megalo, you are some kind of mini indian genius, arent you? I knew it. I KNEW IT.</p>

<p>all i have to get by on from my heredity is a love of art, wine, fashion, and elitism.</p>

<p>Wow, don't take this the wrong way, but will you marry me? I'm an art critic, an oenophile, a metrosexual, and a professional elitist. I think you're my soulmate. And yeah, I'm brilliant too. And modest. Of course.</p>

<p>Haha, I cant even commit enough to apply ED to a school, and you're mentioning marriage?</p>

<p>commitment is scurry :(</p>

<p>p.s. a metrosexual and art lover in MEMPHIS? How do you not get mocked horribly? <insert sterotype="" about="" the="" south="" here=""></insert></p>

<p>i don't think you are real</p>

<p>none of those things can exist in memphis. something with the air, methinks</p>

<p>Well, actually, I do get mocked. Lol. Half my school thinks I'm gay. I don't care. I love my post-Impressionists and my Express Men clothing.</p>

<p>express men's clothing. yum
please dont tell me you have a southern accent though. that would just ruin it all.</p>

<p>eww. have we decided he's asian? (megalo, sorry for talking about you and not to you). asians are physically incapable of producing the southern accent.</p>

<p>b/c they're smart. OHH!!!!!!!! lol ;)</p>