Prom Confusion

<p>Now that I think about it, maybe I should force my parents to send in my “hot cousin.” I never felt bad about not having a date until Friday. My friend, who is bringing my friend from miles and miles away here to go with him (so romantic!) asked me who I was going with, and when I said my friend, he was all “Oh, so, not a boy?” Cringe. My sisters never had dates :(.</p>

<p>I couldn’t actually go with any of my biological cousins, that’d grode me out. Except for this one third cousin. That’s okay because we’re barely genetically related and share like a great-great-great grandmother. My fifth cousin is too young. Or I could go with my adoptive cousin (adopted? There’s so much PC stuff about this). I feel like that would be incredibly awkward though, since he locked me in a closet and kissed me when he was 9.</p>

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<p>^Exactly. Make her feel as if she was the first choice all along</p>

<p>^^ The hot cousin (esp. if it is a hot distant cousin) is the way to go if you can’t find a date at school. As for the adopted cousin lol I just watched Criminal Minds and well, watch out that he doesn’t escalate in the future Millancad.</p>

<p>Don’t take her sister. It would be great revenge, but you don’t want to stoop to her level. You have to be a gentleman about it. Just go with a friend who wants to go but doesn’t have a date. It doesn’t have t be a romantic date, it’s just nice to have someone to go with. They’ll appreciate it just as much as you would.</p>

<p>Ah my previous comment was directed towards afc’s post…</p>