<p>Call Spike Jonze</p>
<p>this totes magotes the bestest story ever. we should get it published.</p>
<p>someone write after my fantasstic addition. i want to write more!</p>
<p>^I say we just start a new one.</p>
<p>Ending it with Sarah palin would be fine… but do we have to start another one?</p>
<p>Lmao I can’t stop laughing.</p>
<p>are we set on starting a new story?</p>
<p>If so, I’ll humbly offer my rather morbid opening:</p>
<p>Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Sanders was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to University of Pennsylvania.</p>
<p>Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Sanders was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to University of Pennsylvania. At the time, the busting Huntsman center seemed to offer so much opportunity; the financial and accounting creativity was without boundaries!</p>
<p>Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Sanders was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to University of Pennsylvania. At the time, the busting Huntsman center seemed to offer so much opportunity; the financial and accounting creativity was without boundaries! Therefore, he decided to apply for admission, filling out his Common Application and Supplementary materials. Around December, after applying for Early admission, Colonel Sanders was deferred to regular decision and would find out his fate in the spring. He became dismal, oblivious, fatigued, disappointed, lethargic, and pessimistic; after all, how could he not have gotten accepted into his one true love?</p>
<p>Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Sanders was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to University of Pennsylvania. At the time, the bustling Huntsman center seemed to offer so much opportunity; the financial and accounting creativity was without boundaries! Therefore, he decided to apply for admission, filling out his Common Application and Supplementary materials. Around December, after applying for Early admission, Colonel Sanders was deferred to regular decision and would find out his fate in the spring. He became dismal, oblivious, fatigued, disappointed, lethargic, and pessimistic; after all, how could he not have gotten accepted into his one true love? </p>
<p>In light of those developments, Colonel Sanders took up a drug habit, bought a hippie bus and started selling hugs for a living. In the following year, a penn admissions counselor scouted him under a bridge. Before you know it, Sanders had an admissions offer and 100% financial aid for his “unique personality and originality.”</p>
<p>Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Sanders was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to University of Pennsylvania. At the time, the bustling Huntsman center seemed to offer so much opportunity; the financial and accounting creativity was without boundaries! Therefore, he decided to apply for admission, filling out his Common Application and Supplementary materials. Around December, after applying for Early admission, Colonel Sanders was deferred to regular decision and would find out his fate in the spring. He became dismal, oblivious, fatigued, disappointed, lethargic, and pessimistic; after all, how could he not have gotten accepted into his one true love? </p>
<p>In light of those developments, Colonel Sanders took up a drug habit, bought a hippie bus and started selling hugs for a living. In the following year, a penn admissions counselor scouted him under a bridge. Before you know it, Sanders had an admissions offer and 100% financial aid for his “unique personality and originality.” Not only was he offered an acceptance to Penn, but he was also offered admission to the Wharton School of Business; this is where he learned the marketing techniques necessary to start up his vision of KFC.</p>
<p>Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Sanders was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to University of Pennsylvania. At the time, the bustling Huntsman center seemed to offer so much opportunity; the financial and accounting creativity was without boundaries! Therefore, he decided to apply for admission, filling out his Common Application and Supplementary materials. Around December, after applying for Early admission, Colonel Sanders was deferred to regular decision and would find out his fate in the spring. He became dismal, oblivious, fatigued, disappointed, lethargic, and pessimistic; after all, how could he not have gotten accepted into his one true love? </p>
<p>In light of those developments, Colonel Sanders took up a drug habit, bought a hippie bus and started selling hugs for a living. In the following year, a penn admissions counselor scouted him under a bridge. Before you know it, Sanders had an admissions offer and 100% financial aid for his “unique personality and originality.” Not only was he offered an acceptance to Penn, but he was also offered admission to the Wharton School of Business; this is where he learned the marketing techniques necessary to start up his vision of KFC. However, he failed to learn the ethical side of business, which would later pose a problem in his later years. After all, who cares about how they treat chickens anyways? </p>
<p>After starting at Penn as a freshman, Colonel Sanders gained immense popularity. One fateful morning in a fraternity home, he woke up from a ‘wild night’ with Annie Buttman. The “Colonel,” as his frat buds called him, was shirtless and hungover. Suddenly, Annie cooed and lifted up the sheets, showing a bare chest.</p>
<p>carin, keep it to one sentence. if everyone made a new paragraph, the story would get way too long too quickly.</p>