<p>People who goto Yale are Yalies
People who goto Harvard are Harvardians
And people who goto Princeton are ****** bags</p>
<p>But what are people called who attend Columbia?</p>
<p>Certainly not Columbians?</p>
<p>Columbians. Colum******es, perhaps if you follow the swimming team.<br>
Ultimately though the most appropriate term would be New Yorkers.</p>
<p>Yalies are usually called Elis.</p>
<p>Yup, and people who get into Dartmouth are called drunks, and people who get into Brown are called “Yes, I would like fries with that.”</p>
<p>I wonder how many people with a degree from an Ivy League university have ever been fry chefs. I hope not many/any.</p>
<p>No it’s…ahh Christ, as a Columbian, or future Columbia as you probably are, it’s your duty to make fun of Brown at every opportunity possible. While Columbia has a well-structured, very well thought-out (except for U-writing and art humanities which absolutely blow) core curriculum, Brown has no requirements whatsoever. You can literally take every class pass/fail there I believe.</p>