<p>Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!</p>
<p>If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;</p>
<p>If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;</p>
<p>If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on”;</p>
<p>If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And - which is more - you’ll be a Man my son! </p>
<ul>
<li>Rudyard Kipling</li>
</ul>
<p>“People can’t do somethin’ themselves, they wanna tell you you can’t do it. If you want somethin’, go get it. Period.”
-The Pursuit of Happyness</p>
<p>Albert Einstein “There are two ways to live life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”</p>
<p>@hanana: Hahahaha! If you have sex, you will get pregnant. and die. :)</p>
<p>haha i used to love mean girls.</p>
<p>“Chlamydia. K-L-A…” 
“I have this theory that if Regina were bald, she would look like a British man.”</p>
<p>^hahaha
“at your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. you’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. but if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia… and die.”</p>
<p>^ I love Mean Girls! It’s one of my fav. movies of all time. I even own a copy of it.</p>
<p>“…she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, when in reality she’s so much more than that…”</p>
<h2>-Janis talking about Regina George.</h2>
<p>“My boobs can tell when it’s gonna rain…it’s like ESPN…”</p>
<h2>-Karen</h2>
<p>"Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC’s ain’t got nothing on me, from my grades to my rhymes you can’t touch Kevin G. I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard I’m like James Bond the third. Shaken not stirred I’m Kevin Gnapoor. The G’s silent when I sneak in your door. I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don’t play like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me, cuz the next time you see her she’ll be like “ohhh Kevin G.” </p>
<h2>-The Kevin G rap.</h2>
<p>“I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles. And we’d all eat and be happy.” </p>
<p>–Do you even go here?</p>
<p>“No I just have a lot of feelings…”</p>
<p>-"Get out… "(tina fey)</p>
<p>-That random girl that was crying during that confession thing.</p>
<p>more…?</p>
<p>My tribal vases. Why were they under the sink?
“I don’t know.”</p>
<p>This is the fertility vase of the Ndebele tribe. Does that mean anything to you?
“…No.”</p>
<p>“All will be good in the end, if all is not good, it is not yet the end.”</p>